Bear Safety Hats
Description: A crest-shaped emblem with 'NATIONAL PARK SERVICE' text and a small landscape depicting trees, a mountain range, and a bison. Below it, large white text reads: 'IF THE COME ACROSS A BEAR, NEVER PUSH A SLOWER FRIEND DOWN. ...EVEN IFA FEEL THE FRIENDSHIP WHE RUN ITS COURSE. - NATIONAL PARK SERVICE'.
Description: Bear Safety Briefing — make noise, look big, never run, and bring a slower friend. A funny wilderness design for hikers, campers, backpackers, hunters, outdoor adventurers, and wildlife lovers who enjoy a little humor with their mountain adventures. Great for camping trips, hiking gear, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that bear encounters are no joke.
Bear Safety Briefing Make Noise Look Big Never Run Bring A Slower Friend Hat
by david_davis-studi
$12 $19
Description: A monochrome graphic features a human cowboy riding a bear in a forest setting. The cowboy, wearing a hat and sunglasses, raises a pistol in one hand, while a lightning bolt strikes above him. The bear also wears sunglasses. The words "SAFETY THIRD" appear in bold at the bottom.
Description: A humorous design features a bearded cowboy riding a black bear, holding a bottle aloft in one hand. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is arranged in an arc above the scene. A backdrop of stylized evergreen trees completes the visual. The cowboy wears a hat, button-down , suspenders, and boots.
Description: Forget "Safety First"—we're doing "Safety Third"! This funny, retro-style vintage illustration features a fearless cowboy riding a roaring grizzly bear while casually holding up a beer. Perfect for mechanics, construction workers, DIYers, or anyone with a reckless sense of humor and a love for the wild west. A great sarcastic gift for a dad, brother, or friend who lives life on the edge and laughs at danger.
Description: A retro sunset circular emblem features a cowboy riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in his raised hand. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, cream, yellow, and orange, with silhouettes of pine trees at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the top.
Description: A vintage-style ink illustration showing a man in a cowboy hat and jacket riding on the back of a large bear. The man holds binoculars to his eyes and a sword at his side, while the bear wears a bridle. Text 'SAFETY THIRD' is arched above them against a backdrop of pine trees.
Description: A cheeky wilderness humor design built around the classic bear safety joke, “Bring a Slower Friend.” The concept combines outdoor adventure, playful survival humor, and the unpredictable nature of encountering wildlife. Perfect for hikers, campers, backpackers, bear lovers, wilderness enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys darkly playful outdoor jokes and humorous artwork inspired by camping and trail adventures.
Description: A rugged vintage-style outdoor design featuring an original ranger bear surrounded by mountain peaks, pine forests, a waterfall, paw prints, and campfire details. The distressed retro texture gives it a classic wilderness badge aesthetic, perfect for campers, hikers, wildlife lovers, nature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys bold outdoor adventure artwork.
Description: Stay safe in the wild with this hilarious bear safety guide! Featuring a sarcastic take on grizzly encounter rules like making noise and looking big, with the ultimate tip: always bring a slower friend. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, camping enthusiasts, and nature lovers with a dark sense of humor. Great gift for outdoor adventurers who enjoy camping trips and mountain trekking.
Bear Safety Tips Funny Hiking Sarcastic Wildlife Survival Humor Hat
by Fire at the Furthes
$12 $19
Description: Smokey Bear Design For Wildfire Prevention Advocates. Features Smokey Bear With The Message Only You Can Prevent Wildfires And Est. 1944 For Forest Service And National Park Enthusiasts.
Smokey Bear Only You Can Prevent Wildfires Forest Service National Parks Hat
by Funny Animal Kings
$12 $19
Smokey Bear Remember Only You Can Prevent Wildfires Vintage Badge Hat
by dlongnay
$12 $19
