Bear Safety Tapestries
Description: A crest-shaped emblem with 'NATIONAL PARK SERVICE' text and a small landscape depicting trees, a mountain range, and a bison. Below it, large white text reads: 'IF THE COME ACROSS A BEAR, NEVER PUSH A SLOWER FRIEND DOWN. ...EVEN IFA FEEL THE FRIENDSHIP WHE RUN ITS COURSE. - NATIONAL PARK SERVICE'.
Description: Bear Safety Briefing — make noise, look big, never run, and bring a slower friend. A funny wilderness design for hikers, campers, backpackers, hunters, outdoor adventurers, and wildlife lovers who enjoy a little humor with their mountain adventures. Great for camping trips, hiking gear, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that bear encounters are no joke.
Bear Safety Briefing Make Noise Look Big Never Run Bring A Slower Friend Tapestry
by david_davis-studi
$23 $30
Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Sarcastic Safety Tapestry
by Demon realm
$23 $30
Description: Fierce vintage woodcut style illustration of a rugged cowboy riding a massive grizzly bear in alpine ranges reading Safety Third. Sarcastic slogan wear.
Safety Third Cowboy Riding Grizzly Bear Woodcut Tapestry
by Disasters State
$23 $30
Description: A retro sunset circular emblem features a cowboy riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in his raised hand. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, cream, yellow, and orange, with silhouettes of pine trees at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the top.
Description: "The First Rule Of Gun Safety Is To Never Let The Government Take Your Guns" Tee, perfect gift for gun rights supporters.
The First Rule Of Gun Safety Gun Rights (Design on back) Tapestry
by TopTees
$23 $30
Description: A vintage-inspired bear safety design for hikers, campers, and wilderness adventurers who love exploring the great outdoors while respecting wildlife.
Bear Safety, Hiking, Wilderness Camping Vintage Design Tapestry
by Pistofist77
$23 $30
Description: A cheeky wilderness humor design built around the classic bear safety joke, “Bring a Slower Friend.” The concept combines outdoor adventure, playful survival humor, and the unpredictable nature of encountering wildlife. Perfect for hikers, campers, backpackers, bear lovers, wilderness enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys darkly playful outdoor jokes and humorous artwork inspired by camping and trail adventures.
Safety Third, Guys Grizzly Bear, Vintage Yellowstone Park Tapestry
by Xyfroza
$23 $30
Description: Stay safe in the wild with this hilarious bear safety guide! Featuring a sarcastic take on grizzly encounter rules like making noise and looking big, with the ultimate tip: always bring a slower friend. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, camping enthusiasts, and nature lovers with a dark sense of humor. Great gift for outdoor adventurers who enjoy camping trips and mountain trekking.
Bear Safety Tips Funny Hiking Sarcastic Wildlife Survival Humor Tapestry
by Fire at the Furthes
$23 $30
Smokey Bear Remember Only You Can Prevent Wildfires Vintage Badge Tapestry
by dlongnay
$23 $30
Description: A monochrome monochrome badger in a cap that says "SMOKEY" on it. The words "SMOKEY BEAR EST. 1944 ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES" are written on the badger. The badger has lines emanating from its face.
Smokey Bear "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" Bear Face Tapestry
by INSIDE STORE
$23 $30
Description: Humorous survival design for dark humor enthusiasts. Features the full funny saying Bear Attack Tip: If Attacked. Play Dead. It Will Be Good Practice For When You Die A Few Minutes Later. Ideal for campers, hikers, and outdoorsmen.
Bear Attack Tip If Attacked Play Dead Dark Humor Survival Camping Hiking Tapestry
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$23 $30
Description: A hilarious camping and hiking survival joke design featuring a bear and friends running through the woods.
Bear Safety Briefing Bring A Slower Friend Funny Camping Hiking Tee Tapestry
by Art.Blade
$23 $30
Description: Embrace the chaotic fun with this "Safety Third" design! Featuring a wild cowboy riding a bear, this retro-style graphic tee is perfect for those who love sarcastic humor, rebellious vibes, and unique vintage aesthetics. A bold statement piece for anyone who prefers adventure over caution. High quality, funny, and uniquely stylish!
Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Retro Tapestry
by Emotional Error Collective
$23 $30