Bear Safety Merch

Description: A crest-shaped emblem with 'NATIONAL PARK SERVICE' text and a small landscape depicting trees, a mountain range, and a bison. Below it, large white text reads: 'IF THE COME ACROSS A BEAR, NEVER PUSH A SLOWER FRIEND DOWN. ...EVEN IFA FEEL THE FRIENDSHIP WHE RUN ITS COURSE. - NATIONAL PARK SERVICE'.

Description: Bear Safety briefing Bring a Slower Friend

Description: Bear Safety Briefing — make noise, look big, never run, and bring a slower friend. A funny wilderness design for hikers, campers, backpackers, hunters, outdoor adventurers, and wildlife lovers who enjoy a little humor with their mountain adventures. Great for camping trips, hiking gear, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that bear encounters are no joke.

Description: Safety third bear rider art for outdoorsy adventurers, campers, and risk takers who love rugged vintage wilderness style.

Description: Vintage bear rider illustration for outdoor lovers embracing the safety third lifestyle, perfect for adventurers, hikers, and bold risk takers who live on the edge.

Description: A monochrome graphic features a human cowboy riding a bear in a forest setting. The cowboy, wearing a hat and sunglasses, raises a pistol in one hand, while a lightning bolt strikes above him. The bear also wears sunglasses. The words "SAFETY THIRD" appear in bold at the bottom.

Description: Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Sarcastic Safety

Description: A whimsical graphic presents a cowboy riding a bear, set against a backdrop of pine trees. The cowboy, complete with a hat and holding a beverage, is a central figure. Above them, the phrase "SAFETY THIRD" is displayed. The bear, pine trees and cowboy have a consistent off-white color against a dark background. The scene is framed with attention to detail.

Description: Don't kindness for weakness

Description: A humorous design features a bearded cowboy riding a black bear, holding a bottle aloft in one hand. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is arranged in an arc above the scene. A backdrop of stylized evergreen trees completes the visual. The cowboy wears a hat, button-down , suspenders, and boots.

Description: Safety Third Cowboy Bear Vintage

Description: Forget "Safety First"—we're doing "Safety Third"! This funny, retro-style vintage illustration features a fearless cowboy riding a roaring grizzly bear while casually holding up a beer. Perfect for mechanics, construction workers, DIYers, or anyone with a reckless sense of humor and a love for the wild west. A great sarcastic gift for a dad, brother, or friend who lives life on the edge and laughs at danger.

Description: Vintage woodcut illustration featuring a cowboy riding a roaring grizzly bear. Sarcastic outdoor adventure design with Safety Third text and mountain scenery.

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Description: A retro sunset circular emblem features a cowboy riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in his raised hand. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, cream, yellow, and orange, with silhouettes of pine trees at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the top.

Description: A monochrome retro-style depiction of a cowboy riding a bear through a forest. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is emblazoned across the top in a bold, curved font. The cowboy is holding a bottle, and a gun is holstered on his hip. Lightning bolts flank the text.

Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a cowboy wearing a hat and jacket, riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in the air. A dense forest of pine trees forms the background. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the scene in a distressed font.

Description: "The First Rule Of Gun Safety Is To Never Let The Government Take Your Guns" Tee, perfect gift for gun rights supporters.

Description: A vintage-style ink illustration showing a man in a cowboy hat and jacket riding on the back of a large bear. The man holds binoculars to his eyes and a sword at his side, while the bear wears a bridle. Text 'SAFETY THIRD' is arched above them against a backdrop of pine trees.

Description: Good luck out there!

Description: A rugged vintage-style outdoor design featuring an original ranger bear surrounded by mountain peaks, pine forests, a waterfall, paw prints, and campfire details. The distressed retro texture gives it a classic wilderness badge aesthetic, perfect for campers, hikers, wildlife lovers, nature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys bold outdoor adventure artwork.

Description: funny cowboy riding bear memes

Description: Funny bear safety design featuring a large bear with playful survival tips including “Make Noise,” “Look Big,” “Never Run,” and the punchline “Bring a Slower Friend.” A humorous outdoor design for campers, hikers, nature lovers, wilderness fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic adventure humor.

Description: A cool design.

Description: Smokey Bear Design For Wildfire Prevention Advocates. Features Smokey Bear With The Message Only You Can Prevent Wildfires And Est. 1944 For Forest Service And National Park Enthusiasts.

Description: Safety Third Cowboy Riding Bear Vintage Humor

Description: He's tired of you not preventing forest fires.

Description: A monochrome monochrome badger in a cap that says "SMOKEY" on it. The words "SMOKEY BEAR EST. 1944 ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES" are written on the badger. The badger has lines emanating from its face.

Description: Smokey Bear Remember Only You Can Prevent Wildfires Vintage Badge

Description: Silhouette of a bear running with red text that reads, "Reminder: Always hike with someone slower than you."

Description: Classic graphic featuring a bear promoting forest safety. Ideal for conservationists and those who appreciate vintage conservation messaging. Excellent wear for outdoor activity.

Description: A humorous yet clever take on wildlife safety, this “Black Bear Tips – Good Luck” design features a calm but powerful bear alongside ironic survival advice like “speak softly,” “do not run,” and “back away slowly.” Perfect for outdoor lovers, hikers, campers, and anyone who appreciates dark humor mixed with nature awareness. This design captures the balance between wilderness respect and a lighthearted approach to survival situations. Great for national park fans, forest adventurers, and animal enthusiasts.

Description: A cool design.

Description: A hilarious camping and hiking survival joke design featuring a bear and friends running through the woods.

Description: You chose the bear for a reason

Description: Embrace the chaotic fun with this "Safety Third" design! Featuring a wild cowboy riding a bear, this retro-style graphic tee is perfect for those who love sarcastic humor, rebellious vibes, and unique vintage aesthetics. A bold statement piece for anyone who prefers adventure over caution. High quality, funny, and uniquely stylish!