Bear Safety T-Shirts
Description: A crest-shaped emblem with 'NATIONAL PARK SERVICE' text and a small landscape depicting trees, a mountain range, and a bison. Below it, large white text reads: 'IF THE COME ACROSS A BEAR, NEVER PUSH A SLOWER FRIEND DOWN. ...EVEN IFA FEEL THE FRIENDSHIP WHE RUN ITS COURSE. - NATIONAL PARK SERVICE'.
Description: Bear Safety Briefing — make noise, look big, never run, and bring a slower friend. A funny wilderness design for hikers, campers, backpackers, hunters, outdoor adventurers, and wildlife lovers who enjoy a little humor with their mountain adventures. Great for camping trips, hiking gear, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that bear encounters are no joke.
Bear Safety Briefing Make Noise Look Big Never Run Bring A Slower Friend T-Shirt
by david_davis-studi
$16.50 $24
Description: A monochrome graphic features a human cowboy riding a bear in a forest setting. The cowboy, wearing a hat and sunglasses, raises a pistol in one hand, while a lightning bolt strikes above him. The bear also wears sunglasses. The words "SAFETY THIRD" appear in bold at the bottom.
Description: Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Sarcastic Safety
Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Sarcastic Safety T-Shirt
by Demon realm
$16.50 $24
Description: A humorous design features a bearded cowboy riding a black bear, holding a bottle aloft in one hand. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is arranged in an arc above the scene. A backdrop of stylized evergreen trees completes the visual. The cowboy wears a hat, button-down , suspenders, and boots.
Description: Forget "Safety First"—we're doing "Safety Third"! This funny, retro-style vintage illustration features a fearless cowboy riding a roaring grizzly bear while casually holding up a beer. Perfect for mechanics, construction workers, DIYers, or anyone with a reckless sense of humor and a love for the wild west. A great sarcastic gift for a dad, brother, or friend who lives life on the edge and laughs at danger.
Safety Third Funny Cowboy Riding Bear Vintage T-Shirt
by Watered_Fruit _Art
$16.50 $24
Description: A retro sunset circular emblem features a cowboy riding a bear. The cowboy holds a bottle in his raised hand. The background has horizontal stripes in shades of teal, cream, yellow, and orange, with silhouettes of pine trees at the bottom. The text "SAFETY THIRD" arches over the top.
Description: A monochrome retro-style depiction of a cowboy riding a bear through a forest. The text "SAFETY THIRD" is emblazoned across the top in a bold, curved font. The cowboy is holding a bottle, and a gun is holstered on his hip. Lightning bolts flank the text.
Description: "The First Rule Of Gun Safety Is To Never Let The Government Take Your Guns" Tee, perfect gift for gun rights supporters.
The First Rule Of Gun Safety Gun Rights (Design on back) T-Shirt
by TopTees
$16.50 $24
Description: A vintage-style ink illustration showing a man in a cowboy hat and jacket riding on the back of a large bear. The man holds binoculars to his eyes and a sword at his side, while the bear wears a bridle. Text 'SAFETY THIRD' is arched above them against a backdrop of pine trees.
Description: A vintage-inspired bear safety design for hikers, campers, and wilderness adventurers who love exploring the great outdoors while respecting wildlife.
Bear Safety, Hiking, Wilderness Camping Vintage Design T-Shirt
by Pistofist77
$16.50 $24
Description: A cheeky wilderness humor design built around the classic bear safety joke, “Bring a Slower Friend.” The concept combines outdoor adventure, playful survival humor, and the unpredictable nature of encountering wildlife. Perfect for hikers, campers, backpackers, bear lovers, wilderness enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys darkly playful outdoor jokes and humorous artwork inspired by camping and trail adventures.
Description: Funny outdoor design joking about bear safety and bringing a slower friend. Perfect for hikers, campers, outdoors lovers, and fans of darkly playful humor.
Bear Safety Briefing, Bring a Slower Friend, Funny Bear T-Shirt
by Zaritousa
$16.50 $24
Description: A funny bear safety design featuring a playful joke about hiking with a slower friend as a humorous survival strategy.
Bear Safety Briefing Bring A Slower Friend Bear Lover T-Shirt
by lamiartees
$16.50 $24
Description: A rugged vintage-style outdoor design featuring an original ranger bear surrounded by mountain peaks, pine forests, a waterfall, paw prints, and campfire details. The distressed retro texture gives it a classic wilderness badge aesthetic, perfect for campers, hikers, wildlife lovers, nature enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys bold outdoor adventure artwork.
Description: Funny hiking design featuring a playful bear safety briefing joke. Perfect for hikers, campers, and outdoor adventurers with a sense of humor.
Bear Safety Briefing, Hiking Humor, Bring a Slower Friend T-Shirt
by Tlamitte
$16.50 $24
Description: A vintage-style bear illustration shows a backpacker with hiking boots, a trail sign, and a pine tree beneath the playful message about taking the slow route. This wilderness safety humor design suits hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts, making a fun backpacking friend gift or hiker good luck gift.
Description: Stay safe in the wild with this hilarious bear safety guide! Featuring a sarcastic take on grizzly encounter rules like making noise and looking big, with the ultimate tip: always bring a slower friend. Perfect for hikers, backpackers, camping enthusiasts, and nature lovers with a dark sense of humor. Great gift for outdoor adventurers who enjoy camping trips and mountain trekking.
Bear Safety Tips Funny Hiking Sarcastic Wildlife Survival Humor T-Shirt
by Fire at the Furthes
$16.50 $24
Description: Smokey Bear Design For Wildfire Prevention Advocates. Features Smokey Bear With The Message Only You Can Prevent Wildfires And Est. 1944 For Forest Service And National Park Enthusiasts.
Smokey Bear Only You Can Prevent Wildfires Forest Service National Parks T-Shirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$16.50 $24
