Attempted Murder Kids Hoodies

it only takes two

perfect gift for the crows lovers

Attempted Murder Vintage

Attempted Murder Vintage

It just takes three to form a murder.

Myself

They thought maybe the party hats would attract more crows.

2 crows don´t make a murder

Attempted Murder Crows

A black-and-white stamp showcasing two crows, one casting a suspicious glance at the other, accompanied by the phrase "Attempted Murder". An ideal gift for those who appreciate the unique personality of crows.

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

Funny, If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only "Attempted" Murder Black

If at first you don't succeed - it's only //attempted murder// Funny tee // White

Nice try.

Attempted murder

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

Funny, If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only "Attempted" Murder White

A murder of crows

Amidst the desolate hinterlands, a solitary mansion stood, its ebon façade a haunting presence on the moonlit horizon. Obsidian-plumed ravens, their plumage as stygian as the abyss, congregated atop the macabre edifice in an eerie avian convocation. With a cacophonous ululation that resonated through the night, they invoked an eldritch rite, their onyx eyes aflame with malevolent intent. Unbeknownst to the ill-fated occupants, the ravens' sable wings bore whispers of ancient curses, and as the ethereal incantations spiraled upward, the very walls of the mansion seemed to exhale a frigid breath of dread.

Attempted Murder

If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder

If a group of crows is a murder, what do you call two crows together? An attempted murder?

A pair of crows in a Parisian park.

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