Cynical Kids Hoodies

Literally everything.

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Over It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

I won't hide it anymore... Really... I don't know, but I don't even care, you've been warned...

Sneer at everyone else, CONDESCEND. For people who resonate with this sneering raccoon, and also for people who just love trash pandas

I just wanted you to know from the bottom of my heart how grateful I am to you for all of the times you totally didn't help me or do anything useful at all. It's been really great the way you literally seem to always bring me down or simply let me fall. Where would I be without you? Probably in the same exact place. Thanks for nothing!

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids who dreamed of rescuing space princesses, becoming MTV rock gods, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Sarcastic reaction to the usual fluffy serenity prayer.

Losing your head, for some there are several reasons, but for others it's just a matter of humour, because making life a comedy can be a good solution....no bollard and money

"Make it make sense" in bright retro colors (teal, turquoise, golden yellow, and red-orange) and bold lettering. For the bewildered and overwhelmed - because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. Available in other colors.

An ideal design to give a gift to a brave teacher.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He know when you're awake, OK - you should probably get a restraining order. Funny cynical adult Christmas design. Great holiday season humor.

IRON RAGE GORILLA

Nope, just no - to everything.

OMG. That's Hilarious with RBF: A funny design for the person with a dry sense of humor in your life, fun on a t-shirt or coffee cup.

Design for maths teacher who work in difficult conditions. Hold on guys!

Simple white letters on black background: "anxiety intensifies". There's just SO MUCH to make us stressed these days. Whether you're out in the world or sitting in a flaming kitchen with your coffee cup saying "this is fine". Eugh.

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This is a funny design for all of the anxious introverts that like to overthink. This makes a great gift for the overthinker, but don't overthink your overthinking. That would be overthinking!

Ew People Cat Lover

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Ian Byers.

Losing your head, for some there are several reasons, but for others it's just a matter of humour, because making life a comedy can be a good solution....time to lose your mind

which is probably a good thing

Who is this man? Why is he sad? Can he be recycled? Tune in next week to find out!

Some Days It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through the Restraints

Thanks, I Hate It

A Guide For Soul-Searching Singles

Yelling at Dinner Table Confused Cat Meme Funny Internet

Thanks, I Hate It

I See No Good Reason to Act My Age lettering aesthetic design with Thistle, Lavender Purple, Pastel Violet, and Cotton Candy color combination.

What is real and are you feeling it?

This snarky meme has been showing up on social media, in response to those who dramatically quit.

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Simple white letters on black background: "I hope parallel universe me is doing ok." Maybe alt you is living the suckiest life imaginable (or won the lottery!). If you like your humor credulous with a touch of the absurd, this might be for you.

Owl telling it like it is, and it is boring as hell. Simple clean design, cynical and sarcastic for owls lover, stencil black and white style.