Co-op. Before Live. Before PSN. Before broadband internet. There was Gunstar. There was a seemingly unstoppable army. There were many (many) bosses. There was nothing to stop them except you and your friend. And it was amazing. Long live the heroes.
Show your contempt for life's obstacles. You are so above them, I think your face might be changing colors. Look! Look at how life toils to stop you from succeeding. It's so cute! Squiggly like an octopus. Nuru nuru nurunuru. No wonder you can't help but laugh. Nuruhuhuhuhuhu! Nurufufufufufu! Nurufuhuhuhuhu!
They'll never be able to catch you. You are the fastest alive. And you'll prove it by continuing to get faster and faster until you become one with the speed force. You'll take everything dear to them, and they'll never be able to do anything about it. You. Are. The. Fastest. Alive.
The Saitama Wokout Plan:
One Hundred push ups! One hundred sit-ups! One hundred squats! Then a ten kilometer run! Every single day! No Matter What! (And of course make sure you eat three meals a day. Just a banana in the morning is fine.)
Insert coin, check.
Press P1 button to start, check.
Ok, let's go!
You got this centipede in your sight spaceship, keep blasting. Mash harder! You can do it. OMG where did that spider come from? What are you doing? SPIDER! STOP!
Found a fairy, yass!
Found the dungeon, yass!
Got a new tool, yass!
Got the boss key, yass!
SLAY BISH, SLAY!
Beat the boss, yass!
Explore some more, yass!
Repeat, repeat, yass!
Found another world, yass!
TRIFORCE BISH, YASSSSSSSSS!!!
Flawless Victory. These words uttered from an arcade machine meant complete decimation of your opponent. Establish your dominance over life. Wear your tee as you finish your daily opposition, whether it's work or play. Fatality!
You so fly, edges are just gone! Weaves and all! Leaving these girls (and guys) absolutely edgeless. Walking Cynthia dolls, the whole lot. Of course this is all figurative, because you can't actually go around snatching weaves and edges. That's jail time. I know you serve, but jail time can't possibly be what you mean. Call Angelica!!!