Murder Kids T-Shirts

A Murder most FOWL!

Two proud children looking at a suitcase with blood and bloody hand prints on it. Sitting in the middle of a vintage-decorated living room.

I guess they just... Lost their head.

Let Hamtaro motivate you. (◕‿◕✿)

Murder She Wrote

Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

Text says "My Mood Is Currently Swinging Between An Axe And Gasoline".

The horribly slow murderer with the extremely cool tshirt.

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Attempted murder

Cabot Cove Murder Capital of the World

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Psych crime scene filled with quotes

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

Help Me Hide the Body Funny Horror Murder Quote Hide the Extra Parts Murderer Crime Making a Murderer Serial Killer Killer Horror Murder House Quote

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

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Inspired by the greatest film of all time, "Clue" (1985), this rendering of The Last Supper incorporates all of the suspects from the film, their weapons, the victims, and plenty more details that the eagle-eyed fan will enjoy. This original art piece is by Mike DiFrancisco.

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

You’re in a cult call your dad!

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

Hope you like it.

Attempted murder, two crows

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chickens?

The 2007 film.

For fans of the mystery writer and amateur detective.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

Attempted Murder, Humor Joke

2020 is now the year of the murder hornets. What a time to be alive.

Keep it in.

Murder shows and comfy clothes.

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

Jessica Fletchers House in Cabot Cove, inspired from Murder She Wrote.

Murder She Wrote - Fletcher

Attempted Murder

Attempted Murder Art