Lack Merch
Description: George Sand quote: Nothing is so easy and so common as to deceive one's self when one does not lack wit and is familiar with all the niceties of the language. Language is a prostitute queen who descends and rises to all rôles, disguises herself, arrays herself in fine apparel, hides her head and effaces herself; an advocate who has an answer for everything, who has always foreseen everything, and who assumes a thousand forms in order to be right. The most honorable of men is he who thinks best and acts best, but the most powerful is he who is best able to talk and write.
Description: A pixelated, retro-style holiday message for developers. The design features iconic computer elements like a floppy disk, a computer monitor, and a mouse, alongside Christmas symbols such as trees, Santa figures, and candy canes. The text reads "SANTA CHECKED MY CODE AND THE ONLY ERROR HE FOUND WAS A LACK OF COOKIES MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEVS! YOU'RE ON THE "NICE" LIST."
Santa Checked My Code And The Only Error He Found Was A Lack Of Cookies Merry Christmas Devs Magnet
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$4.75
Description: This extremely common avoidance tactic heavily features in any profession setting, linking the English teachers and English students. Monitors are uniquely designed to fall asleep when they detect a complete lack of physical activity. A professional sits completely still during a long virtual meeting, frantically tapping the spacebar to keep the display brightly lit. An instructor spaces out while reviewing basic administrative guidelines, tapping a key so the screen does not plunge into total darkness. A learner totally dissociates while listening to a recorded lecture, jiggling the mouse just to prove they are still present. This highly amusing message captures that hilarious panic of trying to look deeply attentive.
Description: A white line graphic on a black background depicts common engineer traits. Top row shows figures for 'MULTI-TASKING', 'LACK OF SLEEP', 'PRAY TO THE DUCT TAPE GODS', 'FIX THINGS EVEN IF NOT BROKEN', and 'SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON WD40 & DUCT TAPE'. The large text below reads 'MECHANICAL ENGINEER'. Additional elements include a recycling symbol, a 'WARNING: Sarcasm Inside' box, a barcode, and labels for 'Contents May Contain Salt', '100% Organic', 'PG-13 For Frustration Language', and 'Caution Long hours may cause insanity'.
Description: Be Advised: Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency. Funny sarcastic saying for planners, project managers, and anyone setting boundaries. Great work humor for organized professionals.
Be Advised: Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency Sarcastic Planner Humor Boundaries Gift T-Shirt
by Funny Animal Kings
$24
Description: This one builds an entire joke around a single conditional clause, implying near-perfect ability exists just behind one conveniently sized obstacle. Framing discipline as the sole missing ingredient suggests confidence in actual skill, while quietly admitting that skill rarely gets the chance to matter. The humor comes from that specific structure, sounding almost like a compliment aimed at oneself despite describing a genuine, ongoing shortcoming. Anyone who has blamed procrastination rather than ability for an unfinished task will recognize this exact, hopeful excuse standing confidently between good intentions and anything actually getting done. It also lets ambition survive by blaming timing instead of ability for what stays unfinished.
If it weren't for my lack of discipline, I would do things well and quickly Kids T-Shirt
by englishlearning
$19
Description: Deftones alternative metal shirt — "I hate all of my friends, they all lack taste". vintage screen-print design for Deftones fans, indie, 90s, rock, heavy metal, concert, musician lovers and collectors. The perfect Deftones gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2006.
I hate all of my friends, they all lack taste Alternative Metal Since 2006 Socks
by Tempuyangan Gempita
$20
Description: This Professional Statement Design Is For Organized Planners And Managers. Express Your Boundaries With 'Be Advised Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency'. Ideal For Office Workers And Colleagues Who Value Productivity And Time Management.
Be Advised Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency Planner Professional Office Quote Hat
by Funny Animal Kings
$19
Description: Deftones alternative metal shirt — "I hate all of my friends, they all lack taste". vintage screen-print design for Deftones fans, alternative metal, shoegaze metal, metal rock gift, vintage metal, concert band, alternative metal album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Deftones gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2000.
