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This is My Second Rodeo

Norm Macdonald was a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He was known for his deadpan delivery and his use of folksy, old-fashioned turns of phrase. He appeared in many films and was a regular guest on late-night talk shows, where he became known for his chaotic, yet understated style of comedy. Many critics and fellow comedians considered him to be the ultimate talk show guest.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

We're gonna geeeeet you...

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You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

This is My Second Rodeo

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

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This is My Second Rodeo

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

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"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Unveil the layers of your soul with our "Enthroned Rose: Tee." This mesmerizing design captures the intricate balance between darkness and beauty, featuring a strikingly detailed portrayal of a figure adorned with symbolic elements of mystery and elegance. Horns that speak to untold power and roses that whisper of hidden depths, this artwork is a tribute to those who embrace the beauty in the shadows.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

Grab this This is my second rodeo, perfect design for everyone who love sarcastic sayings, sarcastic quote, humor, sarcasm. Product Is Perfect gifts For Your Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, uncle, auntie, friends.

Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

This is my second rodeo

Simple white letters on black background: "If you see someone with tacos, call me." Do you know that some people still eat those hard shell tacos and think they're the real thing? Blasphemy. Tortilla + huevos + jamon + salsa = bliss.

Simple white letters on black background: "Keep my name out of your thin mouth." The epic feud between Caroline and Helen over the stolen broccoli casserole recipe gave rise to an amazing video, along with the insult for the ages: Keep my name out of your thin mouth.

Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Y'know, once upon a time this would've been in the category of "things we don't have to put in writing". But it's longer those times. So: Don't drink bleach. It's a REALLY dumb idea and will not cure covid. Get vaxxed instead. Also available in white.

Simple white letters on black background: "Anyone wanna help me with my Bogo Pogo?" Whether you're actually Wayne or just a regular ballroom dancer, this move could be your ticket to win the Pan Pacific Grand Prix. Get moving.

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.

Howdy pardner, yeehaw! Whether you're an urban cowboy, cowgirl, or cowperson, or you gaze on wild frontiers every evening, this design in old west letters and modern orange and pink (with bonus cowpoke hat!) is for you.

According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

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According to the sublime Eddie Izzard, this is the European dream - to be on a hairdryer (moped) while dogs are walking faster than you. Absurd humour at its finest, always, from Ms Izzard.

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