Sarcastic Sarcasm Clever Simple Magnets

Simple white letters on black background: "Gen X regrette rien." We may be the ignored generation; everything may have gone to hell in a handbasket, but we have no regrets, dammit. We can't afford to.

I can see thru your bullshit

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Here at KEEP IT SIMPLE DESIGN we pride ourselves at making sure our designs are as SIMPLE and possibly IRONIC as possible! We've kept things simple with the classic Black Text on White Background, but you are more than welcome to make it just a LITTLE LESS SIMPLE and change the background color to fit your personality and style!

Simple white letters on black background: "Dubito, ergo sum." Descartes' thoughts about thinking are nuanced by Augustine, who knows that doubt defines some of us. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Dubito, ergo sum." Descartes' thoughts about thinking are nuanced by Augustine, who knows that doubt defines some of us. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Ugh." It was 2020, and then it was 2021, and there was a pandemic, and there are idiots just EVERYWHERE, and - I can't even.

Second nature of person is being sarcastic.

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Simple white letters on black background: "You can't cancel me, I'm already canceled." Well, for starters, "cancel culture" isn't a thing (beyond a right-wing scare word), but even if it was, I'm already canceled. Leave me alone.

Simple white letters on black background: "Vegetarians: Always gettin' freekeh." Oh, vegetarians. Always with the grains. And hopefully also appreciative of bad puns.

Simple white letters on black background: "Try running it under a cold tap." Then you'll feel quite all right (Barbara).

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Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

A bright green design including the word 'WHATEVER' in bold white text.

Fluent in sarcasm? Express your wit with our 'I Speak Fluent Sarcasm' tee. This shirt is a conversation starter for those who appreciate the fine art of irony and clever comebacks. Make a statement with every word.

Simple white letters on black background: "Vegans: Always gettin' freekeh." Oh, vegans. Always with the grains. And hopefully also appreciative of bad puns.

Simple white letters on black background: "VERY BUSY & IMMENSELY IMPORTANT". Things to do, people to see, donuts to eat, walls to stare at. Might be a good time to catch up on Tiger King.

Simple white letters on black background: "I mean!!!" Sometimes there are no words. I can't even.

Simple white letters on black background: "Cats not kids." The child-free among us know that kittens are superior to babies in certain ways, and right now at least, it's cats not kids. Maybe there'll be kids later - or maybe never.

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Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Simple white letters on black background: "Everything bagels imply the existence of nothing bagels." Put them in the same category as the inconvenience store, and the sad hour. Makes you think, dunnit.

There’s an old saying about catching flies with honey and this is a funny take on it. I've seen jokes similar to this, but I decided to add on the extra bit about choosing your own adventure.

Simple white letters on black background: "Pro Oxford comma." Frankly it's the only acceptable position on the Oxford comma but sometimes you gotta let your grammar flag fly.

Simple white letters on black background: "AWK-WARD". OMG really? He didn't say that?! She couldn't possibly have - OMG. For the eternally awkward among us. Revel in it.

Simple white letters on black background: Leave me alone. I'm doomscrolling. And who could blame you after a pandemic and an attempted insurrection? If you expect the worst then good news can be a pleasant surprise, if any ever comes.

Simple white letters on black background: "Pandemic achievement unlocked: Wore pants during Zoom call." In these hellacious times, take the wins where you find them. Wore pants? Trophy for you. It has a little bronze coronavirus on top. Wearing pants.

Simple black and white angry laughing cat face design. Hope you like it!

Simple white letters on black background: "awkward". You have two left feet, one of them's constantly in your mouth, and your photo smile looks like that apologizing cat. Who cares?! Embrace your awkwardness. You're fab the way you are.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" artwork delivers a bold statement. Its repetitive text creates a fun and relatable vibe, perfect for those who appreciate humor and straightforward design. A great addition to any space for a touch of light-heartedness.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Cats not kids." The child-free among us know that kittens are superior to babies in certain ways, and right now at least, it's cats not kids. Maybe there'll be kids later - or maybe never.

"I Say What Everybody Else Is Thinking" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Simple white letters on black background: "Excuse me, is this the queue for the apocalypse?" Yeah, it's the end times; get in line. Because we're all waiting for the end of the world but we still wanna be polite.