Minimum Merch
Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Jsimo Designs
$17 $24
Description: Minimum quote in bold serif typography on a black background, featuring a playful phrase about being named Max and doing the least with minimalist style.
minimum quote bold typography minimalist black and white Tote
by own_erkian
$13 $20
Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today Crewneck Sweatshirt
by reesea
$28 $35
Today I'm doing The Bearest Of Minimums Mug
by Wicked Good Playa on TEEPUBLIC
$13 $18
Description: A minimal bear portrait with the text Bear Minimum written below, in white line. The pun might uplift the mood of the sad little teddy bear in this minimalist doodle drawing. This design looks best on strong colors like red and classic black, which takes minimum effort to style.
Description: "All research and successful drug policies show that treatment should be increased And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences" - System of a Down - "Prison Song"
Abolish Mandatory Minimum Sentences - Prison Reform Hoodie
by SpaceDogLaika
$32 $42
Description: Connecting a standard USB cable to a computer port defies rational rules of three-dimensional geometry. You try to push the rectangular connector into the slot, but it encounters an immovable barrier. Naturally, you rotate the plug one hundred and eighty degrees, only to find that it stubbornly refuses to insert from that orientation as well. Finally, you flip the cable back to the original position, and it miraculously slides into place with effortless ease. The connector somehow possesses three distinct sides despite being a simple two-sided rectangular object. The comedy captures the annoyance of dealing with hardware, laughing at how one simple plug can defy ordinary physics and test our sanity until the mandatory third flip succeeds.
Trying to plug in a USB cable takes a minimum of three attempts because the laws of physics simply do not apply to the back of electronics Tote
by englishlearning
$13 $20
Description: Doing the ABSOLUTE BEAR MINUMUM. With Artwork featuring a sleeping bear laying down it's little weary head against a tree and closing it's eyes. It's doing the bare minimum today and it's earned the rest. Perfect for people who like bears but also vibe with the fun absolute bear minimum pun. Artwork by Sarah Richford ( TechraNova )
Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today – Funny Morning Saying Desk Life Tapestry
by It's Over
$23 $30
Description: This Funny Design Features Quality Control Department Dad Tax Certified Authorized Sampling Required 1 Bite Minimum. A Perfect Choice For Dads, Fathers, And Parents Who Enjoy Dad Humor And Food. Ideal For Father's Day Or As A Birthday Gift For Any Food Loving Father.
Quality Control Department Dad Tax Certified Authorized Sampling Required 1 Bite Minimum Funny Father Parent Food Bag
by It's Over
$19 $24
Maybe the Bare Minimum Started Looking Radical Because We Lowered the Standard - Funny Sarcastic Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Bobalita
$28 $35
Description: Undeniably, this applies to all jobs, and also including English teachers and English students. It is a complete global fact for people of all ages who study or work at anything. Workers of any profession feel this. Students of any subject express it. Teachers of any subject confirm this. English students freely admit it. English teachers experience this. There are moments in the week when our internal energy reserves are completely drained to absolute zero. We spend an enormous amount of willpower just forcing ourselves to sit upright and casually stare at the pending daily tasks. It takes all of our remaining strength simply to click a mouse, type a basic word, and try to look remarkably busy until the shift concludes.
I am operating at maximum capacity to produce an absolute minimum amount of effort Crewneck Sweatshirt
by englishlearning
$28 $35
Description: Grab a slice! This pop art comic design is the perfect gift for a pizza dad on Fathers Day. Pay the official dad tax with one slice minimum and celebrate National Pizza Day!
Dad Tax Pizza Dad Food Pun - Official Dad Tax One Slice Minimum JUN-113 Bag
by Animangapoi
$19 $24
Description: Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage And Watch How Fast Things Change Funny Politics
Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage And Watch How Fast Things Change Funny Politics Hoodie
by SunFunny
$32 $42
Description: Look at any job, alongside English teachers and English students, to see this exact principle. Whenever a length requirement is set, our brains instantly become very powerful calculators. A professional writing a five-page summary will adjust fonts to stretch the text. A learner needing one thousand words will insert numerous unnecessary descriptive phrases. An educator giving mandatory feedback will easily expand simple points into long paragraphs. The primary goal is no longer about conveying real information or showing true knowledge. It merely becomes a game of margins, line spacing, and incredibly generous punctuation marks. We hit the exact requested number, even if the very last sentence is wholly devoid of value.
The most advanced mathematical equation is calculating the exact minimum "word count" required Shorts
by englishlearning
$21 $27
Description: Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage And Watch How Fast Things Change Sarcastic
Put The Politicians On Minimum Wage And Watch How Fast Things Change Sarcastic Socks
by SunFunny
$14 $20
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by Gerald Guzmana
$16 $24
