Ralphie Merch

Celebrate the Fudged up 2020 Christmas in style with Ralphie in the dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz.

Won it with brain powers!

You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

A Christmas Story Tribute

He won it. Mind power.

If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00, he can kiss my foot!

Dun dun dun!

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

You can't shoot your eye out with a wreath!

Do you love this line from that great xmas classic?

Home of the chinese turkey

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

the queen mother of dirty words

Now you too can show the results of your 'Mind Powers' with this Major Award design. Celebrating one of the Greatest Christmas Movies ever, and the Old Man's most prized possession. Makes the perfect Christmas Gift!

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

Radio Orphan Annie's Secret Society A Christmas Story

Poor Ralph, all that waiting for his Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder just to get... A stupid AD? Son of a ----

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Represent Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Home Alone, It's a Wonderful Life and Elf.

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Remembering the beloved Higbee Department Store in Cleveland Ohio. The official company name was The Higbee Company, but we all called it Higbee's. Eventually they did too, changing their logo. It is also the department store featured in the movie A Christmas Story, where Ralphie Parker first sees the Red Rider BB Gun.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

Sketch from classic Christmas film.

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

Whoopee a Zepplin!

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!