Ralphie Merch

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

the Christmas classic

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

You'll shoot your eye out

A Christmas Story

To become the most feared bully in the neighborhood, Scut Farkus must first defeat all the little kids in the world!

Fragile Leg Lamp

A CHRISTMAS STORY LAMP

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Scut Farkus : What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!

Poor Ralphie, that rotten elf freaked him out!

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

It must Be Italian!

This was the restaurant the Parkers went to eat their Christmas turkey. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Classic!

We all have a kid in our family who won't eat. For us, it was my brother, Randy.

Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

Celebrate one of the greatest Christmas movies ever, A Christmas Story. When the Old Man finally gets his Major Award, he reads the box, "Fragile. It must be Italian." Show your appreciation for the movie with this Christmas sweater inspired design.

A Major Award

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

What this? It must be French.

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

How Ralphie REALLY felt when he got his Red Ryder! Illustrated by Michael Mettlen Art

We got 300 trees here!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

Part of the exclusive Christmas Collection by Jared Buckendahl. Inspired by the beloved holiday movie A Christmas Story and youngster Ralphie Parker, this design is bound to "catch eyes" and turn heads this holiday season.

I like the Tin Man...

Poor Ralphie had to wear the Easter Bunny design for Christmas from auntie. Own this epic design from the classic A Christmas story movie! Just like dad said, He looks like a, deranged Easter Bunny!

Don't shoot your eye out!

It came from Aunt Clara.......