Han Shot First Shorts
Description: There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.
Description: Say it loud and clear—Han shot first! This striking minimalist design features bold white text on black, making a definitive statement for diehard space saga fans. A cult-favorite phrase from the classic debate that’s raged across galaxies, this shirt is perfect for retro sci-fi lovers, smugglers-at-heart, and anyone who knows the truth.
Description: Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)
Description: A not-so-subtle correction for anyone who mistakes a suspiciously moon-shaped object for an actual moon. Bold retro sci-fi lettering gives this profane space quote parody an unmistakably galactic attitude. Perfect for sci-fi fans, space nerds, sarcastic stargazers, and anyone who appreciates a classic quote with considerably more profanity.