Han Shot First T-Shirts
Description: There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.
Description: Did Han REALLY shoot first? NO! The great Georges Méliès was one of the cinema's very first directors. He shot first! And now you can proudly wear the proof – our very own custom design. Be the envy of your friends! Movie nerds, film fans, and cinephiles the world over need this T-shirt. Get yours today!
Description: We are always so obsessed with remembering that Han shot first, but we all forget that Indiana Jones did the same thing to that evil swordsman. Make sure you get the message out there that our favorite adventuring archaeologist isn't that much different from our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Description: Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)
