Han Shot First Tapestries
Description: Say it loud and clear—Han shot first! This striking minimalist design features bold white text on black, making a definitive statement for diehard space saga fans. A cult-favorite phrase from the classic debate that’s raged across galaxies, this shirt is perfect for retro sci-fi lovers, smugglers-at-heart, and anyone who knows the truth.
Han Shot First | Bold Sci-Fi Fan Statement Design Tapestry
by Brevan Tee Co.
$23 $30
Description: Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)
Description: A not-so-subtle correction for anyone who mistakes a suspiciously moon-shaped object for an actual moon. Bold retro sci-fi lettering gives this profane space quote parody an unmistakably galactic attitude. Perfect for sci-fi fans, space nerds, sarcastic stargazers, and anyone who appreciates a classic quote with considerably more profanity.
