Han Shot First Pillows

Description: There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.

Description: Han Shot First

Description: 9 out of 10 stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerfherders agree.

Description: Han Shot First

Description: Say it loud and clear—Han shot first! This striking minimalist design features bold white text on black, making a definitive statement for diehard space saga fans. A cult-favorite phrase from the classic debate that’s raged across galaxies, this shirt is perfect for retro sci-fi lovers, smugglers-at-heart, and anyone who knows the truth.

Description: The Smuggler Who Shots First

Description: A quick design.

Description: Han Shot First.

Description: Han. Shot. First.

Description: Funny HAN SHOT FIRST George Washington Design. Who shot first Han Solo or Greedo?

Description: Always Shoot First.

Description: Cool illustration of Han Solo's Blaster

Description: A graphic featuring a light blue revolver overlaid on a yellow ribbon with red text reading 'HAN SHOT' and 'FIRST'. The ribbon has white outlines.

Description: Inspired by Han shooting first, and vintage 1930s animation

Description: A depiction of a light blue revolver with a brown handle, overlaid with yellow banners containing red text stating 'HAN SHOT' and 'FIRST'.

Description: Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey.

Description: Han Shot First

Description: We are always so obsessed with remembering that Han shot first, but we all forget that Indiana Jones did the same thing to that evil swordsman. Make sure you get the message out there that our favorite adventuring archaeologist isn't that much different from our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder.

Description: You hear a blast and when the smoke clears, Greedo drops dead. The key there was that you heard ONE BLAST. If Greedo shot first, you'd hear two shots.

Description: What do you yell when you shot first?? Maclunkey of course!

Description: Vintage

Description: Original version: http://tee.pub/lic/mpJWlJmaXGk

Description: That's what it says, in Aurabesh. If you know what that means & you like obscure jokes, this might be perfect for you.

Description: Greedo not only did not shoot first, Greedo did not fire at all.

Description: Maybe not historically speaking, but so what.

Description: Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)

Description: Han who?

Description: The tables have turned again, and now George is the one with the gun! Half of the profits will go to GiveWell.org's Maximum Impact Fund.

Description: Greedo has a pressing question for the spice smuggler.

Description: MACLUNKEY

Description: Koona T'Chuta Solo?

Description: Sad when your main claim to fame is being shot in the crotch by the galaxy's most famous smuggler.

Description: A not-so-subtle correction for anyone who mistakes a suspiciously moon-shaped object for an actual moon. Bold retro sci-fi lettering gives this profane space quote parody an unmistakably galactic attitude. Perfect for sci-fi fans, space nerds, sarcastic stargazers, and anyone who appreciates a classic quote with considerably more profanity.

Description: A photograph of a Funko Collectible of Han & Greedo's Confrontation in Mos Eisley Cantina