Constant Socks
Description: They’re microscopic. They’re relentless. They will find your rarest plant first. “Chief Pest Inspector: Constant Vigilance Against Thrips.” is the official title for every houseplant collector who inspects new growth with a loupe, quarantines every new arrival for three weeks minimum, and has developed a full treatment protocol from hard personal experience. The badge you didn’t ask for. The expertise nobody wanted.
Chief Pest Inspector Constant Vigilance Against Thrips – Vintage Plant Pest Humor Houseplant Art Socks
by Luminari Creations
$20
Description: A cute Christian sheep design featuring “The Lord Is My Shepherd” with funny faith-based humor and charming pastoral artwork. Perfect for church friends, Bible verse lovers, Sunday school teachers, Christian moms, sheep lovers, and anyone who needs a little heavenly supervision.
Description: This Humorous Christian Design Features The Text 'The Lord Is My Shepherd. (I Need Constant Supervision).' Perfect For Faith Believers, Churchgoers, And Spiritual Individuals Who Appreciate A Funny Take On Their Devotion And Dependence On God.
The Lord Is My Shepherd. (I Need Constant Supervision). Humorous Christian Faith Believer Socks
by QUEST QUALITY QUARTERS
$20
Description: Perfect shirt to wear on Pi Day (March 14th) or any other day of the year when you want to show off your math side. This shirt features the beginning digits of Pi within the symbol of Pi. How many digits of Pi can you memorize? Prove it with this shirt! Great for STEM students, teachers, college students, or anyone with a quirky yet geeky vibe. Are you into Math and Science? Makes a great gift for any mathematician, geek, nerd, tech lover, college student, teacher, or back to school.