Deadpan Socks

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "More tater tots, please." Try to think of ONE THING that tater tots wouldn't improve. See, told you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: Artisan fartisan. Because you're not just arty farty, darling; you're far more bougie. You're artisan fartisan.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Born canceled." Keep expectations low and people won't expect much from you. Then you can do what you want. Genius.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Legend in my own lunchbox." Because I'm just amazing. It's just that no one knows. But one day, they will.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Can't stop, won't stop." Because you're unstoppable.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I was promised taco trucks. On every corner." Was there ever any 'threat' that backfired more than this one? Tacos? YES PLEASE. The answer to 'tacos' is ALWAYS YES.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "mad scientist". Do you have a tower or a lair? Do you frequent graveyards? Have you accidentally blown a few things up?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "What, no interrobang?!" See, it's funny because it relies on niche knowledge of obscure punctuation. OK, maybe that's in the eye of the beholder.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Very busy & immensely important." Things to do, people to see, tacos to eat, couches to lie on. I might even do some doomscrolling later on.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: Noice. Put on your best Aussie accent and drag out the vowels a little to show your approval: noiiiiiiice. It's excellent.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "permanently overwhelmed". And face it, who isn't? The pandemic was just the icing on a sh***y cake of climate change, rising fascism, and all the rest of it. Keep going.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Not a team player." Teams are overrated, and team-building activities are purgatory. Introverts and the generally anti social unite.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Nope." Because sometimes, no matter what the question is, the answer is NO.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Aight". I'm agreeing with everything you say. Or about to head out. Maybe both.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "miscreant". Just make sure your rebellion is against evil. If it's against good people or just self-serving, you end up kinda a d*ck, y'know?