Murder Socks
Description: AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?
Description: We go to sleep every night to the soothing sound of a police detective interrogating an extremely cunning woman about where she buried the body parts of her late husband. It’s her! My wife, I mean. True crime murder mysteries are her lullaby. But they make me incredibly nervous.
Description: A group of crows is called a murder thanks to "Murders in the Rue Morgue" a well-known short story by Edgar Allan Poe. Since two crows is not quite a group, hence attempted murder. A funny play of words that will make make your friends and family laugh. A perfect gift for anyone who loves crows, puns, funny cool jokes or Edgar Allan Poe. If you have a friend who is a teacher, journalist, writer or anyone who like literature be sure the friend will appreciate a pun.
Description: Elite Hunting Club or EHC, mostly referred as Elite Hunting is a dark organization which plays a central role in the Hostel-Franchise. This criminal organization is originated in Slovakia but has clients all around the world and even have its own special facility near Las Vegas as shown in Hostel Part III. The organization is owned by a Russian man called Sasha Rassimov. They provide the possibilities to fulfill darkest fantasies of rich people who pays the organization. This can mean rape or torture but must always end with the death of the victim. The symbol of the organization is a bloodhound and every member and client of the organization have a tattoo of the symbol, most often on the arm as part of the contract.
Description: Channel your inner rebel with this bold tee that flips the script on cult classics. Featuring Charles Manson and his infamous crew, this design reimagines Charlie as the OG influencer—before hashtags and algorithms, he was out here curating vibes and building a family. Whether you're into dark humor, retro chaos, or just love pushing boundaries, this shirt is a statement piece for those who know history’s wildest moments make the best conversation starters.
Description: Vintage botanical illustrations surround this fan favorite quote! I had a lot of fun designing this one. I'm thankful for the the My Favorite Murderinos who give us such great content to work with! *Please use a dark background when designing your item!* I have fine art prints available on my Etsy shop: etsy.com/shop/parkstreetart Follow me on IG: @parkstreetart SSDGM-Adrienne byeeeeee
Description: What better way to tell the world that you give up. You tried your best and it doesn't make a dent on a micro or macro level. You pretended to be positive and you felt like a fraud. Take whatever pill dummies on the internet tell you makes you a sheeple or whatever and let your robot overlords kick you off the top of the food chain and enjoy your tumble into nothingness. live laugh love.
