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Baals in Your Mouth Card
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Description: "For I will remove the names of the Baals from her mouth, and they shall be mentioned by name no more." -- Hosea 2:17 A design for those who want to condemn others for their infidelity to the Lord of Israel. Killer image by Krakadoom Designs https://society6.com/krakadoom/designs

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Baals in Your Mouth Card

by Apocrypals

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Break Their Pride Card
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Description: “By the deceit of my lips strike down the slave with the prince and the prince with his servant; crush their arrogance by the hand of a woman.” The Book of Judith 9:10, Apocrypals episode 22. Art by Eisner award winner Erica Henderson

Tags: bible, holofernes, judith, apocrypha, religion

Break Their Pride Card

by Apocrypals

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Neon Genesis Good News Card
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Description: "The beginning of the good news of Jesus Christ, the Son of God." The Gospel According to Mark 1:1, Apocrypals episode 7. Art by the multi-talented Erica Henderson

Tags: jesus, robot, new testament, jesus christ, christianity

Neon Genesis Good News Card

by Apocrypals

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I Will Not Lie Below Card
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Description: "After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone.' He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."--The Alphabet of Ben-Sira. Lilith the screech owl by the inimitable Erica Henderson. Put her above your body

Tags: christianity, book of isaiah, isaiah, garden of eden, lilith

I Will Not Lie Below Card

by Apocrypals

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Blessed Are the Yoked Card
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Description: “Blessed are they that are yoked under the preaching of your commandments.”—The Acts of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca, Apocrypals episode 57. Art by the inimitable Erica Henderson

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Blessed Are the Yoked Card

by Apocrypals

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The Holly Trinity Card
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Description: Now you don't have to explain it out loud, you can just point to your shirt. This festive design made nice by Dylan Todd, based on a concept by yr boy Benito.

Tags: religion, theology, trinity, christmas, father christmas santa claus

The Holly Trinity Card

by Apocrypals

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Saints of Thunder Card
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Description: It's your ever humble Sons of Thunder Chris and Benito depicted in the forms of their namesake saints, the cynocephalic Saint Christopher and the always-thorny-never-horny Benedict of Nursia. Art by award-deserving cartoonist Tom Epiphanius Fowler.

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Saints of Thunder Card

by Apocrypals

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Queer but Not Into Bright Colors Card
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Description: Rainbows aren't for everyone.

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Queer but Not Into Bright Colors Card

by Chekhov's Raygun

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Santa is Real Card

Description: Album cover for "Santa is Real" by country gospel duo, The Lovuin Borthers.

Tags: holiday humor, hell, hail santa, nashville, christmas song

Santa is Real Card

by CTKR Studio

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Tsedek - Justice Card
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Description: The Hebrew word “justice” (צדק, tsedek, sedek, ṣedeq).

Tags: hebrew, jewish, justice, social justice, tikkun olam

Tsedek - Justice Card

by Rifkele D. Leybikhe

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Chai - Jewish Life Symbol Card
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Description: The Hebrew word for "alive" (חי, chai, ḥai), a common symbol of life in Judaism.

Tags: chai, hebrew, jew, jewish, judaica

Chai - Jewish Life Symbol Card

by Rifkele D. Leybikhe

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Saint Benedict Medal Card

Description: The Saint Benedict Medal is a Christian sacramental medal containing symbols and text related to the life of Saint Benedict of Nursia, used by Roman Catholics, as well as Anglicans, Lutherans, Methodists and the Western Orthodox, in the Benedictine Christian tradition, especially votarists and oblates.

Tags: st, saint michael, benedict, faith, saint medal

Saint Benedict Medal Card

by Beltschazar

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War Rocket Ajax logo Card

Description: Our original logo with artwork by Rusty Shackles!

Tags: wra, chris sims, podcast, comics, matt d wilson

War Rocket Ajax logo Card

by Klytus Media

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Gimmick Street Gang Card

Description: Our 2021 t-shirt with our Gimmick Street Gang logo!

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Gimmick Street Gang Card

by Klytus Media

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Goals (Punch More Nazis) Card
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Description: Punch More Nazis.

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Goals (Punch More Nazis) Card

by thechrishaley

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Weirdly Comparable design by J. Gonzo Card

Description: Our second Patreon shirt with our classic Every Story Ever catch phrase!

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Weirdly Comparable design by J. Gonzo Card

by Klytus Media

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WRA HQC Card
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Description: Always high quality content. Always S Rank.

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WRA HQC Card

by Klytus Media

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