Bitchen Boutique

Description: For the Halloween lovers who just can't hide it!

Description: It's a little pride, it's a little Ziggy Stardust, and it's a lot awesome!

Description: Radical Left Lunatics unite! Show the world who you are and piss off all the right people!

Description: Support independent podcasts and the people who work so hard to bring them to you! You can share their episodes with your friends, repost them on social media, and buy some of their merch! Remind folks that most podcasts aren't supported by big networks that provide studio space, editors, graphic artists, etc... for most shows that's all one person doing it for free!

Description: "Culturally normal?" Not us! Normal is a boring and stupid and Republican concept. The best people are weirdos!

Description: Looking for a nerdy way to tell the world you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it any more? That you value justice, diversity, inclusion, and the real freedom that comes from equality for everyone? Then let 'em know you're part of the Rebel Alliance IRL!

Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: Republicans get so upset whenever Pope Leo talks about peace and love and compassion, as if he's personally calling out Trump. Well, maybe he should! This double-barreled message is loud and clear.

Description: Looking for a way to acknowledge this momentous semiquincentennial but don't really feel like acting like everything is great? Well, do we have the message for you!

Description: Our name in Japanese kanji! (For real, we verified it with a friend who's fluent.)

Description: Amelia needed just the right shirt to tell the world she's gonna beat breast cancer!

Description: If you know, you know... right? It's simple, it's cool, and it gets the message across!

Description: Catty brunch banter, medieval style! (Do you see who just came in? Look at her hair! Oh, honey... no.) Turning illustrations from ye olde witch hunt days into silly merch makes us giggle.

Description: Say "thanks for nothing" in the style of your favorite shopping bag!

Description: Won't you take me to funky pride? This bold, bright design in a retro font practically screams "queer!"

Description: Who doesn't love poultry, especially during Pride? Let everyone know!

Description: Serve it every day! You know, like the University of North Texas or something.

Description: It's not just a parade, it's a revolution. Now more than ever.

Description: Regina George is picking you up and we're all going to the protest!

Description: Pride was and is a riot. Grab a brick!

Description: Are you a nail tech who loves Stranger Things? Do you know a fan of Palmolive or Madge the Manicurist? This incredibly silly design will bring happiness wherever it goes!

Description: AOC won't yield to disrespectful men, and neither will you!

Description: What could say "Christmas" more than celebrating our friends in Hawkins? Commemorate the final season of Stranger Things (Volume 2 on Christmas Day 2025!) with a clever shirt!

Description: The two things that celebrate Generation X... Stranger Things and Bitchen Boutique... together at last!

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: One of Pitney's all-time favorite bands is Lindberg, a J-pop / rock band that kicked ass all through the '90s! This design celebrates their 1994 album, Lindy Wingding and has a well-loved finish.

Description: Do you love podcasts? We do! What's more fun than telling your friends about the podcasts you love? "Hey who's that?" "It's Pitney and Amelia! They have a podcast!" "I've never heard of them." "No one has!"