Bitchen Boutique

Description: It's a little pride, it's a little Ziggy Stardust, and it's a lot awesome!

Description: Radical Left Lunatics unite! Show the world who you are and piss off all the right people!

Description: "Culturally normal?" Not us! Normal is a boring and stupid and Republican concept. The best people are weirdos!

Description: Looking for a nerdy way to tell the world you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it any more? That you value justice, diversity, inclusion, and the real freedom that comes from equality for everyone? Then let 'em know you're part of the Rebel Alliance IRL!

Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: Republicans get so upset whenever Pope Leo talks about peace and love and compassion, as if he's personally calling out Trump. Well, maybe he should! This double-barreled message is loud and clear.

Description: Looking for a way to acknowledge this momentous semiquincentennial but don't really feel like acting like everything is great? Well, do we have the message for you!

Description: Our name in Japanese kanji! (For real, we verified it with a friend who's fluent.)

Description: Show the world how bitchen you are with a sporty-style logo!

Description: Amelia needed just the right shirt to tell the world she's gonna beat breast cancer!

Description: If you know, you know... right? It's simple, it's cool, and it gets the message across!

Description: Catty brunch banter, medieval style! (Do you see who just came in? Look at her hair! Oh, honey... no.) Turning illustrations from ye olde witch hunt days into silly merch makes us giggle.

Description: Say "thanks for nothing" in the style of your favorite shopping bag!

Description: Won't you take me to funky pride? This bold, bright design in a retro font practically screams "queer!"

Description: Who doesn't love poultry, especially during Pride? Let everyone know!

Description: It's not just a parade, it's a revolution. Now more than ever.

Description: Regina George is picking you up and we're all going to the protest!

Description: Pride was and is a riot. Grab a brick!

Description: Are you a nail tech who loves Stranger Things? Do you know a fan of Palmolive or Madge the Manicurist? This incredibly silly design will bring happiness wherever it goes!

Description: Express your disdain for the frozen water and pull no punches!

Description: AOC won't yield to disrespectful men, and neither will you!

Description: What could say "Christmas" more than celebrating our friends in Hawkins? Commemorate the final season of Stranger Things (Volume 2 on Christmas Day 2025!) with a clever shirt!

Description: The two things that celebrate Generation X... Stranger Things and Bitchen Boutique... together at last!

Description: Welcome to the Line of Lasciviousness! That monster Pat Robertson once said that what was bringing America down was pornography, promiscuity, and lasciviousness. It's made Pitney laugh since he was a kid and we just LOVE ALL THREE! Celebrate a world without Pat Robertson but with plenty of PPL with some stylish merchandise!

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: One of Pitney's all-time favorite bands is Lindberg, a J-pop / rock band that kicked ass all through the '90s! This design celebrates their 1994 album, Lindy Wingding and has a well-loved finish.

Description: Are you Gen X and witchy? Do you love talking like a Valley Girl but you also read a lot about witch trials? You have just found the perfect design!