Bitchen Boutique

Description: For the Halloween lovers who just can't hide it!

Description: It's a little pride, it's a little Ziggy Stardust, and it's a lot awesome!

Description: Radical Left Lunatics unite! Show the world who you are and piss off all the right people!

Description: If Pope Leo XIV is a "woke Marxist," maybe we all are! Either way, it pisses off the right people!

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: Looking for a way to acknowledge this momentous semiquincentennial but don't really feel like acting like everything is great? Well, do we have the message for you!

Description: Our name in Japanese kanji! (For real, we verified it with a friend who's fluent.)

Description: Amelia needed just the right shirt to tell the world she's gonna beat breast cancer!

Description: Catty brunch banter, medieval style! (Do you see who just came in? Look at her hair! Oh, honey... no.) Turning illustrations from ye olde witch hunt days into silly merch makes us giggle.

Description: Say "thanks for nothing" in the style of your favorite shopping bag!

Description: Who doesn't love poultry, especially during Pride? Let everyone know!

Description: It's not just a parade, it's a revolution. Now more than ever.

Description: Pride was and is a riot. Grab a brick!

Description: Are you a nail tech who loves Stranger Things? Do you know a fan of Palmolive or Madge the Manicurist? This incredibly silly design will bring happiness wherever it goes!

Description: Express your disdain for the frozen water and pull no punches!

Description: AOC won't yield to disrespectful men, and neither will you!

Description: What could say "Christmas" more than celebrating our friends in Hawkins? Commemorate the final season of Stranger Things (Volume 2 on Christmas Day 2025!) with a clever shirt!

Description: The two things that celebrate Generation X... Stranger Things and Bitchen Boutique... together at last!

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: One of Pitney's all-time favorite bands is Lindberg, a J-pop / rock band that kicked ass all through the '90s! This design celebrates their 1994 album, Lindy Wingding and has a well-loved finish.

Description: Do you love podcasts? We do! What's more fun than telling your friends about the podcasts you love? "Hey who's that?" "It's Pitney and Amelia! They have a podcast!" "I've never heard of them." "No one has!"