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80s Jeff Shares his parking secrets! 700 Parking Lots Reviewed! 25 Ways to park in small spots! 47 Tallest covered parking garages! 8 Worst parking lots in Las Vegas!

Our official Geekshock logo all fancy-like, with the bolt, and bearing the inscriptions "The Week in Geek Since 2008", and geek logos, and some Latin.

This is what the seal on the back of the American dollar SHOULD be, not that lame thing they have now. Show your support and buy some merch. From the many, pizza.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

Since we're forcing Torgo to watch movies he should have watched years ago, we might as well release some fabulous merch to go along with it. The profits from each purchase go toward buying the equipment to force his eyes open and keep them moistened with hot sauce while he is forced to watch the horrible movies we all had to sit through.

Now you can be the coolest Norwegian on your block! Just put your foot in the butter. PUT IT IN THE BUTTER. Don't question it. It's totally something they say, and not at all something we made up out of staggering ignorance.

His name is 80s Jeff, and his comedy is beyond you. You are like the buzzing of flies to him. Does a man consider an ant when walking in the grass? You are utterly beneath his gaze, and his comedy is far beyond your meager comprehension. The depths of his humor are as infinite as the void. Bring purpose to your meaningless existence and buy this merch.

It's your fault the Satanic Panic happened. You shouldn't have been rolling dice and pretending to be wizards in your parents' basement, eating pizza and drinking soda, yelling about fireballs. Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to a life of wickedness and eternal damnation, and it's all your fault. Now you can be proud of it!

No matter how much you may want to, or how good the money is, you NEVER go full Andy.

The manbaby. The ruiner of all things new and good. Don't be this person.

Well now you've done it. You've incurred the wrath of Norway. Like, the entire nation. And they're all angry at you.

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An old joke from the Geek Shock Podcast that just won't go away. When speaking in Ancient Egyptian, maybe watch your mouth.

An alternate Geek Shock Podcast logo designed by one of our listeners.