Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.
Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.
Sorry I can't, I have to feed my roku screensaver fish T-Shirt
by SafeTeeNet
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Description: I cut the 250 - 300 - 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae.
I cut the 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae T-Shirt
by SafeTeeNet
$16 $24
Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.
Description: "Fuck her right in the pussy" (FHRITP) is a catchphrase that was popularized by several viral videos posted online in 2014. The videos portrayed fictitious bloopers from television newscasts that involved the phrase; the original video focused on a news reporter using the phrase while unaware he was on the air, followed by videos portraying alleged videobombing incidents involving the eponymous phrase on multiple Cincinnati television stations by a character named "Fred".
