SucculentShirts

Description: Kevin McCarthy telling you "you're next" from Invasion of the Body Snatchers classic sci-fi horror in a vintage distressed style.

Description: I did a big fat shit in the kfc

Description: parody mashup - original hand drawn artwork.

Description: Mugshot of Nic Cage from Raising Arizona

Description: Parody Pirate Bae design drawn and distressed by human hand.

Description: Verionica, you look like hell. Yeah, I just got back.

Description: Dolly Parton holding a cat - she's a delight.

Description: Brak says "don't touch me"

Description: Joe Exotic saying "I am never gonna financially recover from this" on Tiger King. He was correct.

Description: Free Palestine with the historic image of Aed Abu Amro from Gaza taken in 2018 by Mustafa Hassona.

Description: Hand-drawn parody design that says Satan Rulz (rules) in the style of classic santa cruz california skater iconography.

Description: Salty Cunt Skank Bitch parody of skateboarding iconography. Hand drawn. Intentionally distressed graphic.

Description: On September 9th 2026, in Northwest England near Liverpool, theives stole two trailer trucks containing 800 barrels or 70,000 pints of Guinness. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Description: This is a tribute to a logo above a bar in Japan.

Description: Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 - featured in nearly all of his films, often as an easter egg. Known as "The Classic," this is one of the most recognizable Hero Cars in cinema. This is a distressed tribute.

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is probably not safe for work. There is a less edgy version of this in my shop.

Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is safe for work. It features a star. There is a more edgy version of this in my shop.

Description: On August 28th 2026, in California, someone stole 40,000 pounds (1,400 cases or over 50,000 cans) of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.

Description: mashup of Superbad's McLovin ID with Leeloo's Multi Pass.

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics black graphic

Description: Strait of Hormuz Shipping and Logistics white graphic

Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.

Description: If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft. Sony decided to discontinue physical media, so you will never truly own a game again.

Description: Stardew Valley cast of characters NPC yearbook style

Description: Pee Wee did an anti-crack PSA.

Description: Oh you though this was a rabbit? That's fucking funny, bitch. It's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July.

Description: Sorry I can't hang out, I must feed my Roku screensaver aquarium fish.

Description: I cut the 250 - 300 - 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae.

Description: Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Description: I'm voting for Guillotines and Gallows in the next election. in the style of Reagan Bush 84. Legendary thrift store pull.

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Description: pubes are so back, and so is oral. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "growin' bush" available as well.