Merit Badge T-Shirts

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is earned by remembering to take medications as scheduled. (Consider awarding it pre-emptively to encourage your friends to finish their antibiotic prescriptions and avoid breeding a world-ending superbug!)

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors a high degree of achievement in experiencing general stress.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for those of us who bought up an awful lot of pullet chicks during the many weird little supply shortages of mid-2020.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors the tireless service of your scrolling finger.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors our collective commitment to discovering new depths of physical and emotional exhaustion.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for that person who keeps everyone prepared for the worst... or it may be preemptively awarded to motivate that psychiatirst who kept telling you that you were "catastrophizing" back in February of 2020.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is awarded for remarkable performance in remembering to drink water occasionally.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your vote! It was a historic one.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is earned by dedicating a vast number of hours to honing one's teleconferencing skills.

Midlife Marv is feeling nostalgic for his varsity high school years so he put on his letterman jacket. It doesn’t button up anymore.

A scout badge is a big win for any young boy or girl and having it in first aid is a big accomplishment. However, if you can't seem to get that badge, you can always just get this design instead!

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your sourdough starter.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge was earned through your Netflix habit.

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge honors your vote! It was a historic one.

Give them the Addict Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for achievement in political participation.

Give them the Liar Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Styled like a traditional embroidered patch, these merit badges celebrate the things that are getting us through the 2020s. This badge is for achievement in political participation.

Give them the Hypocrite Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Tightwad Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Darwin Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Evil Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Show your turtle love with this snappy merit badge design. Is it celebrating painting? Drawing? Just turtles? You decide!

Give them the OCD Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Participated Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Sloth Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Gluttony Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Manchild Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Mouthbreather Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Give them the Underachiever Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Do you teach little scouts and love the outdoors? This scout leader design features the saying "I was normal until I got my first merit badge". This motif is perfect for every troop leader and scout dad who love cub scouting.

The first thing midlife Marv did after he started his midlife crisis was to take up canoeing. He promptly got shit on by a huge bald eagle, thus earning him the Get-Shit-On-By-Nature Merit Badge.

Do you teach little scouts and love the outdoors? This scout leader design features the saying "Just one more merit badge - I promise". This motif is perfect for every troop leader and scout dad who love cub scouting.

Midlife Marv is rescued off the desert island by his alien buddies. This patch style design shows a middle age man getting abducted by aliens from a desert island.

Give them the Burns Marshmallows Merit Badge! They have earned it!! Say it with kindness...

Midlife Marv left his food out while camping and a bear roam into camp. Instead of getting mauled, Marv saw this as the perfect opportunity to get his ride-a-bear midlife merit badge.