Merit Badge T-Shirts

Midlife Marv left his food out while camping and a bear roam into camp. Instead of getting mauled, Marv saw this as the perfect opportunity to get his ride-a-bear midlife merit badge.

Midlife Marv goes space hitch hiking and meets some new extraterrestrial friends. He’s earned his next midlife merit badge.

Midlife Marv returned to earth and found meaning in life again with music performance. But he couldn’t find anyone to play in his alien abduction focused band, so he does it all himself. This patch style design features a one man band performing for passersby.

Midlife Marv lost his dad bod in the weight room and feels decades younger. Just look at how much weight he lost! This patch style design features a middle age man wearing pants that are much bigger to show off his weight loss.

Midlife Marv got himself a sportscar after always driving something sensible. And he took it to Vegas!

Midlife Marv is stranded on a deserted island after capsizing his vintage boat. This patch style artwork shows a middle age man on a small deserted island.

Midlife Marv went camping by himself for the first time and loved it! He stargazed and got very existential.

Midlife Marv took up surfing because his mother never let him when he was a kid. She said that surfers never amounted to anything because all they wanted to do was surf. Well, she never knew the high of carving up a fresh pipe.

Midlife Marv was always safe and careful, but he went skydiving and earned his latest Midlife Merit Badge.

An Oak Leaf surrounded by acorns! Perfect for a nature lover.

Cried but did the thing anyway

This funny "I literally cannot" pun tee shirt says "I literally can knot" and has an image of a rabbit holding a knot. Makes a great Christmas or birthday gift for a scout, especially if they've earned a knot tying merit badge and like rabbits and bunnies.

DESPICABLE MINION AMERICA BOY SCOUT

Cold weather and clean hands are a recipe for dry skin, but those cracked knuckles are 2020's merit badge for social responsibility. Wear your scars with pride knowing that you're helping keep COVID-19 at bay with regular hand-washing, even if it means your skin's in the worst condition it's ever been.

"Do a Good Swing Daily."

This design was inspired by Hebrews 12:11.

Society of Badass Women - Official Member badge hand lettered by Kit Cronk. See profile for more colour options of this design.

Are you a cyborg squirrel? This is your badge!

Venture into the wild peaks with this mountain badge graphic.

Ah, Karens. You know you've achieved something special when one of them calls the cops on you. Inspired by a true story.

Signing up for health insurance can be an arduous process and you deserve to be recognized for making it through the gauntlet of questions!

Get your official bulldog merit badge!

Get your official GSD merit badge!

Get your official pittie merit badge!

You know you've truly achieved something when your kids tell you that your French Toast is better than their grandmother's. Celebrate this monumental achievement!

Awoo is not a crime

Houseplants - kind of like having kids, but with less time and attention spent. You deserve to be recognized for actually keeping it alive!

The only merit badge you’d really want to receive and the one that organisations that give out merit badges are wholly unqualified to give out..