Weekly Planet T-Shirts
Description: The Weekly Planet shirt you can HEAR! Relive precious memories of bleeding eardrums and frantic fumbling with volume controls with this classic garment!
Weekly Planet vs. Defenders of the Earth T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: Show the world that you are just like the dashing hero Han Solo; you've got no mates!
Got No Mates: A Weekly Planet Story T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: Perhaps the most divisive gag in Weekly Planet history!
Weekly Planet vs Annabelle (Ginger and Pomegranate T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: Since corporate bastards aren't required to adhere to copyright law regarding satire or parody, here's a new version of a No Time To Die shirt featuring one of the seventeen thousand re-titlings from The Weekly Planet!
Could We Please Just Be Allowed to Die at This Point T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: The fate of the worst thing ever committed to film is explained.
I Was Banished for Vehicular Manslaughter T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Is There a F***ing Dracula on this Plane? T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: The better title for Transformers (2007) where an award winning actor is peed upon by a robot. Whether you're a stoic military guy, a stuttering insufferable idiot, or a chick (the movie's three character types), you'll look golden and greasy in this tee!
Mikaela Banes and Her Sweaty Flailing Sidekick T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24
Description: They had 122 minutes more fun with it. Presented in a perfectly normal human aspect ratio to preserve the artistic vision.
Weekly Planet vs. Justice Friends (textless) T-Shirt
by Weekly Planet Posters
$16 $24