Monty Python And The Holy Grail Tapestries

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

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King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

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Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I'll bite your legs off!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

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Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

The French use a new weapon on King Arthur.

A SHRUBBERY!!!

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

For the slaying of the White Rabbit.

Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

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FATHER: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LANCELOT: Hello. GUEST: He killed my auntie! GUESTS: [yelling] FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

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A SImple Question of Weight Ratios

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

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Holy Grail

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Keep say ni

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tis but a scratch!

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.