Monty Python And The Holy Grail Tapestries

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Strange tarts lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

I'm feeling better. You're gonna drop stone dead any minute.

Coconuts Migrate

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

tis but a scratch

Darth Vader pre-suit, post-limbs throwing out Monty Python quotes!

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But have we tried using strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a form of government?

a silly doodle

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

King Arthur Hip Hop

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If she weighs the same as a duck it means she's made of wood and wood burns so she's a witch

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Vintage Baseball

Tis But a Scratch

Trying to determine if she is a witch? Witches are made of wood? Ever wondered what will float in water?

Lord of the rings by Monty Python

With a nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, show your support for the candidate we can truly trust in 2024... Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords.

The classic image

A SHRUBBERY!!!

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie as a tarot card.

Logo from The Rutles: All You Need is Cash.

Tis but a scratch

I hope you like it!!!

The Spanish Inquisition

funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans

Rabbit of Caerbannog

There are some who call him . . . Tim!

Classic. Vintage design.

Quotes from Fawlty Towers

Hakuna Matata means Silly Walks!