Snarky Tapestries

I strongly identify with the life of a sloth, food and naps are my buddies.

lippy & leafy typography snark.

What are you doing here without Dorinda? Real Housewives of New York Quote item. Awesome TV moment when Sonja asks John what in the world he is doing at the party without Dorinda.

Funny sarcastic quote for your friends or family member.

Silly Me Expecting Too Much From People Again. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Do you like sarcastic quotes and funny sayings? That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic quote designs available. They make a great gift idea for anyone, men and women alike. Whether for a Birthday, Christmas or as a general gift this sarcastic saying design makes a great present on a t-shirt, mug, tank, tote bag , hoodie and so much more.

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

I keep them neatly stacked on a shelf

Here's one for the weird list.

This is something you can buy, if you like.

as much as I do.

Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Perfect gift for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Give genuine praise within praise, with this stylish design!

Talk to the hand. A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This phrase was a shortcut to saying "Talk to the hand, because the ears ain't listening" or "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening." Slightly obnoxious and a touch sarcastic. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

because they can't open cans themselves.

I will not obsess. I will not...

I press charges.

Enough said

I would rather support refugees than racists

Simple white letters on black background: "It's lit, fam." When it's lit, it's lit. Tell the fam. Or just wear it so they all know without you having to tell them. Whatever.

I create new screw-ups every day.

Apparently, you can't quarantine it, either.

Don't be a salty b*tch, grunge style rainbow unicorn spilling the tea like it is

Actually, don't call me.

You may not hear from me---ever! Our design is full of vintage sarcastic humor that makes a statement that you are making some big changes. With this unique design, you can enjoy some refreshing and snarky sarcasm that won't go unnoticed. This cool graphic design is perfect for the sarcastic thoughts in all of us. Show the world that you know what you're doing by wearing this design proudly. Whether you're out with friends, going to a meeting, or just lounging around, you can make a statement with this uniquely designed product. Our Funny Retro Design is perfect for any situation. It's comfortable, durable, and made from soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort. Not only is the design eye-catching and humorous

Hand lettered off is general direction I'd like you to buzz. Great for antisocial introverts who want to be left alone. Funny snarky sarcastic cartoon bee design for anyone who doesn't want to be bothered.

nowhere near my coochie

Pobody's Nerfect, either.

but I would have to wash my hands

Stupid less

and he knows where to find it.

Who would think this adorable little monster could be a wee bit wicked

I Hate This Timeline

Do you have a special someone in your life who is all about themselves? Have you had your boundaries violated or your values dismissed for another persons emotional safety? Let them know you know with this stylish design perfect for burning bridges and calling out people who damage our trust.

I bend to pick up stones.