Snarky Tapestries

Snarkles the Vulgar Unicorn sits in lotus pose with the words "Namaste 6 feet away"

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You're The Reason They Have To Put Directions On Shampoo

Politely inform nearby scrubs of their imminent rektage, with this stylish design!

Simple white letters on black background: "bah humbug". Not just for Ebenezer Scrooge; fly your grouch flag high and tell everyone to get off your lawn - and your Christmas tree too. For curmudgeons everywhere.

tell him I've been looking for him.

What are you doing here without Dorinda? Real Housewives of New York Quote item. Awesome TV moment when Sonja asks John what in the world he is doing at the party without Dorinda.

I Hate This Timeline

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Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Perfect gift for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Give genuine praise within praise, with this stylish design!

Hand lettered off is general direction I'd like you to buzz. Great for antisocial introverts who want to be left alone. Funny snarky sarcastic cartoon bee design for anyone who doesn't want to be bothered.

Here's one for the weird list.

I would rather support refugees than racists

Enough said

because they can't open cans themselves.

I press charges.

I will not obsess. I will not...

They get too comfortable

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This is thing you can buy, if you like.

This is something you can buy, if you like.

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Embodiment of Expressionism

It burns!

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

It's Pagan, it's scary!

I'M HERE BUT I'D RATHER BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. White lettering, I'M HERE is in larger shaped lettering, curved on the bottom. BUT I'D RATHER BE SOMEWHERE ELSE is in smaller letters and curved to fit into the bottom of the larger letters.

no one is thinking

I bend to pick up stones.