The Killer Rabbit Merch

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

He is already in your house

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Cottontail the Killer Rabbit Est. 1993-2023

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Caerbannog: Home of the Killer Rabbit Funny design perfect for the famous comedy troupe fans who love the Caerbannog killer rabbit. It can also be given as a cute gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also loves the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Design is also fitting in time for International Monty Python Status Day (May 10th).

Caerbannog: Home of the Killer Rabbit Funny design perfect for the famous comedy troupe fans who love the Caerbannog killer rabbit. It can also be given as a cute gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also loves the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Design is also fitting in time for International Monty Python Status Day (May 10th).

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Killer Rabbit

killer rabbit

Tis but a Scratch

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Mayhem in Mercia

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

blood

Lurking in your kitchen stalking you from the cabinets

demon is inside the rabbit

The black knight always triumphs!

sneaky little kitty