ArtisticDyslexia

They say never judge a book by its cover. Would you be able to give ol' boy Bubba a chance? I bet he's a casanova at the local Walmart or truck stop. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I was inspired by a skeleton from a movie I enjoy. He had an interesting jaw. But then things got weird, which is normal for me. If something is normal can it be considered weird? Things that make you go "Hmmm..." http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Mr. Hot Dog knows he's a gentleman! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

"All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art." ― Roman Payne. I can so relate to this quote. Can you? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It was obvious the Uranian farted, but Frank could do nothing. It was universal know "You smelt it, you dealt it." http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

You ever had a really bad day and just thought... "I'm going to draw a derpy, confused, annoyed, monochromatic cupcake with a bunghole!"? No? Oh, ok... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

2 weeks ago I showed this drawing on social media (see my site for links) and it was basically my sketch with some paint tools used to add color. While it was fun, it drives my OCD nuts... I decided to finish the drawing in my normal style. Hope you enjoy the sucker! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

With a smile like that, something devious is about to happen! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

We recently got a fish tank for Mini AD, and along with some fish, we bought a snail. The whole way home he asked, "What's that?" I'd answer, "It's a snail!" By the time we got home, I was tired of the question. "What's that?" "It's a pickle." Finally he was satisfied with the answer and the snail's name was Pickle. Unfortunately Pickle only lasted 3-4 days. He's gone to the great brine beyond. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Before the Mushroom Kingdom residents found a box of sunglasses that revealed his true identity, Shy Guy had no reason to wear a mask. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I have no say. I see no end. My mind screams in silence. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He's having one of those days where it feels so good to be bad! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

This guy! Owl pellets often contain sprinkles. It's true... Google image search "owl pellets". You won't be disappointed. BeLIEve me! Doodle Request from Cuppencake "Doodle request? I'm a big fan of cupcakes, sweets, and owls.. I was thinking maybe like an owl eating a cupcake of some sort? An artist as well. Who knows" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/ Want a doodle? See http://bit.ly/1GIdLpy

Without a doubt, this stumpy little pencil is lookin' spruce! I think he might be concerned about his size though. Think he should be worried? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My wife HATES clowns, so I thought it would be the perfect thing to draw. I sketched out my drawing and showed her right before bed. To my joy she freaked out... Unfortunately that night I had the WORST clown nightmares. Karma? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When I was younger, my sister and I used to build big forts out of blankets and fill them with all the stuff animals and dolls she had. It always ended in a fight where we beat each other up with stuffed animals. She's meaner than me, so we had to make a rule. No hard-headed dolls allowed in the fort. She clubbed me one too many times with a My Buddy. I'm positive some of her dolls eventually looked like this one. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I wanted to draw a mouth. That's how this drawing started. I guess it's a bit open to interpretation. What do you think it means? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Donnie: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" One of my favorite movies is Donnie Darko. I always see rabbits in Rorschach tests. Rabbits or naughty bits. Wonder what that says about me? Anyway... Frank! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I'm so excited about Thanksgiving! I get to eat a Turducken! It's a fowl abomination of tasty goodness! A stuffed chicken rammed up a duck's butt rammed up a turkey's butt. I'm drooling at the thought! I hope y'all's Thanksgiving is awesome! I'm so thankful for the amazing support y'all have shown. It still blows my simple mind when I think back on everything that has happened with my art. So again... Thank you. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

After I drew a Minecraft slime, someone asked me to do a Dragon Quest slime. I don't remember which Dragon Quest it was, but we had one of them on the Super Nintendo when I was younger. Drawing the slime sounded fun. Such an iconic little character. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When the farmer is ready to work it, he always yells "Brown chicken brown cow!" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

You know that kid that thinks he's so punny?... But he's actually really corny. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When I was in elementary school I remember the floor in the second grade bathroom being littered with pieces of broken beat up pencils. I imagine the winner looking like this guy! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Nothing wrong with having a little fun in the kitchen, right? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel thirsty?" Well, do ya, punk? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

"Wherever you go, go with all your heart." –Confucius http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Calla, a tiny forest sprite, is normally really shy, but you seem kind. It wants to give you a flower. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

If there are ever rumors of a zombie outbreak, I think the first thing to do is check to see what day it is. If it's Monday, take the rumors with a grain of salt. This was me today. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A lot of my work is really spontaneous. I start sketching with a simple idea such as a silhouette of a skull. As I work, it evolves. I almost scrapped this one. The sketch was SO bad in the beginning. Glad I stuck with it. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The first drawing on the Cintiq after 2 weeks of working on the Surface Pro. It felt SO good. What started as a random sketch of a skeleton/zombie turned into "I need that like I need a hole in the head". I love wearing a beanie so I drew one for its noggin'. I wanted to do wild colors and played around with some ideas I had with light. Anyways... It was a fun drawing on the Cintiq. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The first of 2 versions of this drawing. I consider this one the "natural" version. I wanted to do something creepy by mixing an orb spider with a ram's skull. Was a difficult drawing for me, but I'm happy with the outcome. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Bob had only just got on the elevator when someone let loose a silent but deadly. He just had to hold his breath for 20 more floors. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

What if the white rabbit was a girl bunny? It brings new meaning to a rabbit running around freakin' out screaming "I'm LATE! I'm LATE!". Being a rabbit, think of all the mouths she was about to have to feed... I'd be panicked too. Random thought of the day. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I went to the dentist recently. I'm a nervous wreck at the dentist. I normally need to be medicated because my heart beats so hard that I literally rock in my seat. So I'm headed to the chair. They sit me down next to the torture instruments, they put the bib of shame on me and the dental assistant asks "How are doing?" I ask her, "Do you ever get a good response from that question?" She answers, "Yes, I do actually. Some people really enjoy the dentist." Before my filter can kick in, I blurt out, "Masochists!" I'm sure people that work in dentistry as a whole are lovely people... but I have my theories. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I have zero self control with jelly beans. They are my weakness. I'll eat so many I get the sugar jitters. That got me to thinking about jelly bean prostitutes. I know... I know... I'm not normal. The voices tell me that all the time. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The second of 2 versions of this drawing. I consider this one the "bright" or "acid" version. I think I enjoy this version a little more, but maybe the colors make it a little less creepy... What do you think? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/