Welcome to AbductionWear! Stylish clothing for abductees, aliens in human suits, Zeta Reticulans, and Reptoid haters. Reptilians suck.
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Description: For all you listeners of the Monday Night Threeesome podcast, you'll know this image is based on the true-life adventures of pulp author RALTS BLOODTHORNE.
Ralts' Minigun Pin
$3.25
Roswell BBQ & Grill Pin
$3.25
![Abduction Team Specialist [white] Pin](https://images.teepublic.com/derived/production/designs/27235368_1/1642240584/i_m:bi_production_blanks_vdbwo35fw6qtflw9kezw_1565806151,c_73_76_893x)
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Description: You've heard of the red pill. You may have even tried the white pill. But have you ever tasted the GREY PILL! (c)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2021
Take the GREY pill. Pin
$3.25
We Are All Human? Pin
$3.25
![Zeta-Reticulan [white] Pin](https://images.teepublic.com/derived/production/designs/27626496_1/1648182195/i_m:bi_production_blanks_vdbwo35fw6qtflw9kezw_1565806151,c_174_113_x1069,bc_000000,s_313,q_90.webp)
Reptoid Head Pin
$3.25
Tall White Pin
$3.25
![Zeta-Reticulan [black] Pin](https://images.teepublic.com/derived/production/designs/27392640_0/1642728508/i_m:bi_production_blanks_vdbwo35fw6qtflw9kezw_1565806151,c_195_113_x1007,bc_ffffff,s_313,q_90.webp)
We Are Here Pin
$3.25
![Abduction Team Specialist [black] Pin](https://images.teepublic.com/derived/production/designs/27235223_0/1642240100/i_m:bi_production_blanks_vdbwo35fw6qtflw9kezw_1565806151,c_93_97_851x)
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Description: Show your friends you're "in the know" with this stylish word-cloud style grey alien shirt. (c)copyright AbductionWear 2021
The Truth is In Here Pin
$3.25
![PROBE [obama parody] Pin](https://images.teepublic.com/derived/production/designs/26603373_0/1640369952/i_m:bi_production_blanks_vdbwo35fw6qtflw9kezw_1565806151,c_-40_-27_x1640,bc_000000,s_313,q_90.webp)
PROBE [obama parody] Pin
$3.25
PROBED obey-style Pin
$3.25
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Description: Do not trust the lizard men. They will eat you. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021
Reptilians Lie Pin
$3.25
