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Welcome to AbductionWear! Stylish clothing for abductees, aliens in human suits, Zeta Reticulans, and Reptoid haters. Reptilians suck.

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Ralts' Minigun Shorts

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Description: For all you listeners of the Monday Night Threeesome podcast, you'll know this image is based on the true-life adventures of pulp author RALTS BLOODTHORNE.

Tags: barf, barfolomew, beautiful woman, duke nukem, little person

Ralts' Minigun Shorts

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Chupacabra Hunting Club Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J. Finney 2022

Tags: aliens, hunting club, bigfoot, urban myth, monster

Chupacabra Hunting Club Shorts

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Abduction Team Specialist Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: the truth is out there, space, x files, i want to believe, science fiction

Abduction Team Specialist Shorts

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Abduction Team Specialist [white] Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: space, close encounters, ufo, aliens, i want to believe

Abduction Team Specialist [white] Shorts

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Take the GREY pill. Shorts

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Description: You've heard of the red pill. You may have even tried the white pill. But have you ever tasted the GREY PILL! (c)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2021

Tags: alien head, aliens, art bell, close encounters, extraterrestrial

Take the GREY pill. Shorts

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Never Trust A Reptoid. Shorts

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Description: A simple statement of fact. (C)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2021

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy theory, david icke, extraterrestrial, illuminati

Never Trust A Reptoid. Shorts

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We Are All Human? Shorts

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Description: Some of us are aliens in human suits. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial

We Are All Human? Shorts

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Zeta-Reticulan [white] Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Finney

Tags: alien, alien abduction, area 51, extraterrestrial, gray alien

Zeta-Reticulan [white] Shorts

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Reptoid Head Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alex jones, alien head, chemtrails, conspiracy, extraterrestrial

Reptoid Head Shorts

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Tall White Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J. Finney 2022

Tags: tall white, extraterrestrial, ufo, grey aliens, ufo abductees

Tall White Shorts

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We Are Here Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: aliens, conspiracy theory, cryptids, extraterrestrial, grey aliens

We Are Here Shorts

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Our Alien Visitors: The Greys Shorts

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Description: (c)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2022

Tags: i want to believe, roswell, flying saucer, alien, alien abductees

Our Alien Visitors: The Greys Shorts

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PROBE [obama parody] Shorts

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Description: A future you can believe in. Vote probed!

Tags: alien ufo, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial, flying saucer

PROBE [obama parody] Shorts

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Reptilians Lie Shorts

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Description: Do not trust the lizard men. They will eat you. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alex jones, alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, conspiracy theory

Reptilians Lie Shorts

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