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Welcome to AbductionWear! Stylish clothing for abductees, aliens in human suits, Zeta Reticulans, and Reptoid haters. Reptilians suck.
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Ralts' Minigun Socks
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Description: For all you listeners of the Monday Night Threeesome podcast, you'll know this image is based on the true-life adventures of pulp author RALTS BLOODTHORNE.

Tags: barf, barfolomew, beautiful woman, duke nukem, little person

Ralts' Minigun Socks

$20

Roswell BBQ & Grill Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: abduction, alien, aliens, barbeque, cattle

Roswell BBQ & Grill Socks

$20

Chupacabra Hunting Club Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J. Finney 2022

Tags: aliens, hunting club, bigfoot, urban myth, monster

Chupacabra Hunting Club Socks

$20

Abduction Team Specialist Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: the truth is out there, space, x files, i want to believe, science fiction

Abduction Team Specialist Socks

$20

Abduction Team Specialist [white] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: space, close encounters, ufo, aliens, i want to believe

Abduction Team Specialist [white] Socks

$20

Take the GREY pill. Socks
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Description: You've heard of the red pill. You may have even tried the white pill. But have you ever tasted the GREY PILL! (c)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2021

Tags: alien head, aliens, art bell, close encounters, extraterrestrial

Take the GREY pill. Socks

$20

Never Trust A Reptoid. Socks
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Description: A simple statement of fact. (C)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2021

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy theory, david icke, extraterrestrial, illuminati

Never Trust A Reptoid. Socks

$20

We Are All Human? Socks
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Description: Some of us are aliens in human suits. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial

We Are All Human? Socks

$20

Zeta-Reticulan [white] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney

Tags: alien, alien abduction, area 51, extraterrestrial, gray alien

Zeta-Reticulan [white] Socks

$20

Reptoid Head Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alex jones, alien head, chemtrails, conspiracy, extraterrestrial

Reptoid Head Socks

$20

Tall White Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J. Finney 2022

Tags: tall white, extraterrestrial, ufo, grey aliens, ufo abductees

Tall White Socks

$20

Zeta-Reticulan [black] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: i want to believe, alien abduction, x files, xfiles, extraterrestrial

Zeta-Reticulan [black] Socks

$20

We Are Here Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: aliens, conspiracy theory, cryptids, extraterrestrial, grey aliens

We Are Here Socks

$20

Abduction Team Specialist [black] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alien head, conspiracy, the truth is out there, extraterrestrial, greys

Abduction Team Specialist [black] Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: The Greys Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Ishiro Finney 2022

Tags: i want to believe, roswell, flying saucer, alien, alien abductees

Our Alien Visitors: The Greys Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: Reptoids Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alex jones, alien, conspiracy, humor, illuminati

Our Alien Visitors: Reptoids Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: Tall Whites Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alien head, aliens, area 51, conspiracy theory, extraterrestrial

Our Alien Visitors: Tall Whites Socks

$20

The Truth is In Here Socks
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Description: Show your friends you're "in the know" with this stylish word-cloud style grey alien shirt. (c)copyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial

The Truth is In Here Socks

$20

PROBE [obama parody] Socks
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Description: A future you can believe in. Vote probed!

Tags: alien ufo, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial, flying saucer

PROBE [obama parody] Socks

$20

PROBED obey-style Socks
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Description: Obey Klaatu. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial

PROBED obey-style Socks

$20

Reptilians Lie Socks
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Description: Do not trust the lizard men. They will eat you. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alex jones, alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, conspiracy theory

Reptilians Lie Socks

$20

Roswell BBQ [poster] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: alien, barbeque, cattle, cow, gray alien

Roswell BBQ [poster] Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: Reptoids [poster] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J. Finney 2020.

Tags: alex jones, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, extraterrestrial, humor

Our Alien Visitors: Reptoids [poster] Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: The Greys [poster] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright J Finney 2022

Tags: abduction, alien, close encounters, extraterrestrial, i want to believe

Our Alien Visitors: The Greys [poster] Socks

$20

Our Alien Visitors: Tall Whites [poster] Socks
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Description: (c)opyright 2022

Tags: abduction, alien, aliens, close encounters, conspiracy theory

Our Alien Visitors: Tall Whites [poster] Socks

$20

PROBED [poster] Socks
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Description: Vote for Klatuu. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, cryptozoology

PROBED [poster] Socks

$20

PROBED [pillow] Socks
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Description: This pillow will ensure you have good dreams. Promise. (C)opyright AbductionWear 2021

Tags: alien ufo, close encounters, conspiracy, cryptids, extraterrestrial

PROBED [pillow] Socks

$20

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