Description: Do you love the holidays with an unnatural vehemence? Are you "Holiday Trash"? Well, this shirt is for you! Show off your misplaced holiday pride with this festive Trasha Claus. Is it also an excuse to give terrible gifts? It just might be. And isn't that what the holiday is all about?
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Tired of hearing Weezer remake stuff while they ignore Flock of Seagulls*? Fill the yawning void left in your life with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Easter: blue wolf, soft purples and pinks, dusty purple shadow, pink taco**, Easter is a soft, beautiful wolf perfect for Easter or just... you know. Pastel. Nice. *Come on, Weezer. **get your mind out of the gutter.
Description: earning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by the cancelation of Saved By the Bell* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! From the recesses of his room comes: Emo Raven! Graced with his own coffin, the lonely raven croaks "Sabishi" into the night. Which is fortuitous, as that's what his coffin says. *I don’t miss Saved By the Bell. It's okay if you do.
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by the cancelation of TaleSpin* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! An entire shirt of d.j. bear goodness! Our Blue Spin It Bear is ready to torture your eardrums with that ear worm for days on end. You know the one. Just bear and grin it when you're in it. *Spin it, spin it, spin it.
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Relive your favorite childhood memories* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Night City Variant. Driving with sunglasses on at night? Whatever. This deep purple tiger is still ready for anything. Clubbing, driving, raising the price of nutmeg to drive small grocers out of business. Yeah. That's a TaleSpin Shere Khan reference. Don't worry about it. This tiger doesn't. 🐅 *Bingo. You know. That dog that went across the country looking for his family? HE LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL, HE SNIFFED SO MUCH, JANET!
Description: Hang in There! Sloth is ready to slowly ... and I mean SLOWLY... crawl its way into your life! Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by that "hang in there" kitten poster going out of style* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! This beautiful pink baby on a turquoise sunset hangs from the branches of a sakura tree... doesn’t it just make you want an Arizona iced tea?