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Be A Problem Hat
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Description: Stop making yourself smaller for other people and be the problem you were always meant to be. Perfect for anyone who is in danger of having their rights stolen. :x

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, feminism, feminist, lgbt
I love Ghosts and Skulls Hat
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Description: There aren’t enough weird shirts so here’s one. Express your love for all things spooky. Let people know you’re super into skulls and ghosts. Those are things humans like, right?

Tags: creepy, creepy cute, ghost, goth, gothic
WANTED: Owl Bear Hat
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Description: WANTED: the cute and fluffy death machine. ^_^

Tags: cute, cute owlbear, dnd monster, dungeons and dragons, monster
WANTED: Chimera Hat
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Description: WANTED: the Chimera! Is it cannibalism if they eat a goat? Or only if the goat head eats it?.... hmmm...

Tags: chimera, cute, dnd monster, dragon, dungeons and dragons
WANTED: BONE Dragon Hat
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Description: WANTED: The Bone Dragon has no regerts. He's unliving his unlife.

Tags: bone dragon, dnd dragon, dnd monster, dragon, dungeons and dragons
WANTED: Worg and Barghest Hat
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Description: WANTED! Watch out for these two doggos. Don't let them fool you. They are nowhere near friendly.

Tags: black wolf, cute, dire wolf, dnd monster, dog
Holiday Trash Hat
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Description: Do you love the holidays with an unnatural vehemence? Are you "Holiday Trash"? Well, this shirt is for you! Show off your misplaced holiday pride with this festive Trasha Claus. Is it also an excuse to give terrible gifts? It just might be. And isn't that what the holiday is all about?

Tags: chirstmas, funny, funny holiday, goblincore, holiday
Never Sleep Club Hat
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Description: Join the Never Sleep Club with our signature owl design!

Tags: blacklight, club, insomnia, insomniac, neon
Everyday Demon Hat
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Description: Just an everyday demon in my flesh prison.

Tags: 60s, 70s, demon, devil, flesh
Meat Bag Hat
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Description: Just a bag of meat. That's what you are.

Tags: 60s, meat, meat bag, retro, ridiculous
Hungry Like the Wolf Hat
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Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Tired of hearing Weezer remake stuff while they ignore Flock of Seagulls*? Fill the yawning void left in your life with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Easter: blue wolf, soft purples and pinks, dusty purple shadow, pink taco**, Easter is a soft, beautiful wolf perfect for Easter or just... you know. Pastel. Nice. *Come on, Weezer. **get your mind out of the gutter.

Tags: 80s, 90s, duran duran, hungry, hungry like the wolf
Emo Raven! Hat
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Description: earning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by the cancelation of Saved By the Bell* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! From the recesses of his room comes: Emo Raven! Graced with his own coffin, the lonely raven croaks "Sabishi" into the night. Which is fortuitous, as that's what his coffin says. *I don’t miss Saved By the Bell. It's okay if you do.

Tags: alone, bird, coffin, crow, crying
Spin It! Bear! Hat
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Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by the cancelation of TaleSpin* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! An entire shirt of d.j. bear goodness! Our Blue Spin It Bear is ready to torture your eardrums with that ear worm for days on end. You know the one. Just bear and grin it when you're in it. *Spin it, spin it, spin it.

Tags: 80s, 90s, blue, cans, dance
Night City Tiger Hat
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Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Relive your favorite childhood memories* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Night City Variant. Driving with sunglasses on at night? Whatever. This deep purple tiger is still ready for anything. Clubbing, driving, raising the price of nutmeg to drive small grocers out of business. Yeah. That's a TaleSpin Shere Khan reference. Don't worry about it. This tiger doesn't. 🐅 *Bingo. You know. That dog that went across the country looking for his family? HE LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL, HE SNIFFED SO MUCH, JANET!

Tags: 80s, 90s, animal, anime, california
Chill Tiger Hat
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Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Relive your favorite childhood memories* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! This tiger is CHILL. From its sunglasses to its sunset stripes. Palm trees? In sight. So California.

Tags: 80s, 90s, animal, bingo, chill
Hang in There! Sloth Hat
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Description: Hang in There! Sloth is ready to slowly ... and I mean SLOWLY... crawl its way into your life! Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by that "hang in there" kitten poster going out of style* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! This beautiful pink baby on a turquoise sunset hangs from the branches of a sakura tree... doesn’t it just make you want an Arizona iced tea?

Tags: 80s, 90s, arizona, blue, hang in there
Yule Cat Hat
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Description: The Yule cat walks hungry and mean. Maybe he's just hangry. I know I am.

Tags: cat, hangry, yuletide, yule cat, floof
Vapor Crow Hat
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Description: The original design that started it all, the Vapor Crow! Own yours now as ! a tshirt

Tags: 80s, synthwave, crows, bird, retrowave
Pink twilight Hat
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Description: Vaporzoo fennec fox design, Pink Twilight!

Tags: pink, fennec fox, synthwave, fennec, desert
Wulver’s 100% Free Fish Hat
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Description: The Wulver is kind of like a werewolf. With the body of a man and the head of wolf, this kind cryptid sometimes leaves fish for poor families.

Tags: wulver, cryptozoology, legend, monster, werewolf
Krampus! Naughty! Gold Á Hat
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Description: Enjoy Krampus for the holidays and display your naughty side! Just.. Not near me.

Tags: holidays, krampusnight, christmas, cute animals, xmas
Krampus! Naughty burgundy Hat
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Description: Have you been naughty? Tell the world! Why? I don't know. I'm not your mom.

Tags: christmas, krampus is coming, winter, xmas
I'm Gonna Live Forever! Hat
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Description: The Blue Jay is the loudest, most annoying of Corvids and this one is not being safe! Someone come get him. Loosely based on Ass Dan.

Tags: vaccinated, forever, live forever, bird, ass dan
Creepy But Careful! Hat
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Description: Creepy But Careful, Zeke is always ready to help! Show your love for spiders and vaccines or just tout your creepy but careful self!

Tags: syringe, support, careful, spider, zeke
I'm Vaccinated! Covid Corvid Hat
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Description: Covid Corvid is excited to let you know he's vaccinated! Now you can share it with the world, too!

Tags: essential, 2020, corona, vax, crow
Spooky But Safe! Hat
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Description: Spooky But Safe! Are you Spooky But Safe just like our friend the bat? Show that you're vaccinated and give a little love to our mosquito-eating friends, the bats. ^^

Tags: kawaii, vaccinated, safe, halloween, syringe
Sitri, My Adorable Demon Hat
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Description: Sitri, my favorite demon is ready to come home with you and be your own personal demon. Look at his adorable little face and his adorable little toesies and his adorable little demonic eyes! Isn't he the cutest? :3

Tags: witchcraft, spell, summon, summoning, daemon
Winter Bear, White Hat
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Description: The winter bear comes to bring luck for the whole year. Make your own luck with this winter bear shirt.

Tags: winter, christmas gifts, bear, polar bear, polar
Package Owl Hat
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Description: The Owl has a special delivery for you! :D Bring home this cute snowy owl for your collection.

Tags: blue, delivery, familiar, watercolor, cute
Badger Pride Hat
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Description: Show your badger pride! Perfect for Badger fans and the hard working wizards!;)

Tags: animal, badgers, pride, love, yellow
Pillbug Hat
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Description: Roly Poly pill bug has a gift for you.

Tags: cute, sweet, heart, roly poly, pill bug
Wolf Heart Hat
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Description: This little wolf brings you a Valentine.

Tags: animal, heart, sweet, cute, valentine
Owl Werewolf Lurves You Hat
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Description: My favorite cute little werewolf (that I have dubbed the "Owl Werewolf") just wants to wish you a lovely Halloween. :)

Tags: cryptid, heart, monster, owl, black wolf
Agares's Gym White Hat
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Description: Agares is ready to pump some iron! Are you?

Tags: 72 demons, demons, exercise, gym, solomon
Agares's Gym Navy Hat
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Description: Agares is ready to pump some iron! Are you? Also available in white.

Tags: gym, demons, vintage look, agares, exercise
You Don't Suck! Hat
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Description: The Chupacabra is here to give you tidings of non-suck.

Tags: cryptozoology, cryptid, goatsucker, monsters, el chupacabra

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