Bags
Description: Stop making yourself smaller for other people and be the problem you were always meant to be. Perfect for anyone who is in danger of having their rights stolen. :x
Be A Problem Bag
$24
Description: Do you love the holidays with an unnatural vehemence? Are you "Holiday Trash"? Well, this shirt is for you! Show off your misplaced holiday pride with this festive Trasha Claus. Is it also an excuse to give terrible gifts? It just might be. And isn't that what the holiday is all about?
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Tired of hearing Weezer remake stuff while they ignore Flock of Seagulls*? Fill the yawning void left in your life with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Easter: blue wolf, soft purples and pinks, dusty purple shadow, pink taco**, Easter is a soft, beautiful wolf perfect for Easter or just... you know. Pastel. Nice. *Come on, Weezer. **get your mind out of the gutter.
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Fill the yawning void left in your life by the cancelation of TaleSpin* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! An entire shirt of d.j. bear goodness! Our Blue Spin It Bear is ready to torture your eardrums with that ear worm for days on end. You know the one. Just bear and grin it when you're in it. *Spin it, spin it, spin it.
Description: Yearning for the 80s and 90s? Relive your favorite childhood memories* with these Vaporwave, Synthwave and Retrowave inspired shirts! Night City Variant. Driving with sunglasses on at night? Whatever. This deep purple tiger is still ready for anything. Clubbing, driving, raising the price of nutmeg to drive small grocers out of business. Yeah. That's a TaleSpin Shere Khan reference. Don't worry about it. This tiger doesn't. 🐅 *Bingo. You know. That dog that went across the country looking for his family? HE LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL, HE SNIFFED SO MUCH, JANET!
Description: Lion is the cutest member of the Stephen Universe Team and he deserves snacks. :3
Lion Snacks Bag
$24
Description: The Owl has a special delivery for you! :D Bring home this cute snowy owl for your collection.
Package Owl Bag
$24
Description: Show your badger pride! Perfect for Badger fans and the hard working wizards!;)
Badger Pride Bag
$24
Pillbug Bag
$24
Wolf Heart Bag
$24
Description: I don't have a cat, I have a meatloaf with ears. Got a fat kitty at home? Every mistake it for a meatloaf? Kilban always used to act like it was a frequent mistake, but I didn't get it until I got my cat Yuki. He was, indeed, a loaf. A loaf of anxiety. Now, you too can express your joy(?) over having a loaf cat with this very special a vibrantly colored shirt.
Girl Pilot Bag
$24
Description: Tupper has accidentally knocked over someone's potion and the brew is causing all kinds of tiny spiders to form! If it were me, I think I'd about die but, being a kitty, Tupper is intrigued and only a little freaked out. Show your love of Halloween with this fun and quirky shirt! Not to mention your eccentric spelling. After all, Wytches are excentric spellers. Halloween Academy product.