Pins
Description: "I don't want to do things. I want to not do things." Sometimes (or all the times) you just want to be left alone, much like this adorably grumpy sloth.
Grumpy Sloth Pin
$3.25
Not a Hugger Pin
$3.25
Science Matters Pin
$3.25
Friendship Goals Pin
$3.25
Ghost Tamagotchi Pin
$3.25
Books are Magic Pin
$3.25
Geriatric Millenial Pin
$3.25
Follow the CDC Pin
$3.25
Always Hungry Pin
$3.25
Away Message Pin
$3.25
Allergy Season Pin
$3.25
90s Teen Dream Pin
$3.25
Always Tired Pin
$3.25
Description: Sometimes it's just a possum sort of day and you wish you could hiss at everyone to leave you alone.
Don't Look at Me Pin
$3.25
Description: To paraphrase The Starting Line: “We got older but we’re still young. We never grew out of this feeling…” If you were an emo kid back in the day but never quite grew out of it, show your continued emo-ness with pride. Sing and scream your heart out to all your fave emo throwbacks.
Still Emo Pin
$3.25
Description: Have you heard of "revenge bedtime procrastination"? It's when people who don't have much control over their daytime lives avoid going to sleep early so they can reclaim some of their freedom at night, even if it means coming up short on sleep. If you are guilty of this, become an honorary member of the Revenge Bedtime Procrastinators Club with this vinyl sticker.
Description: It's probably for the best that we can't actually predict the future because there's a strong chance you're not going to like the answer
The Future is F*cked Pin
$3.25
Description: Were bands like My Chemical Romance, Say Anything, and Dashboard Confessional the soundtrack to your youth? Did you scream along to all the lyrics at shows decked out in accessories from Hot Topic? You're probably an elder emo. We might have grown up, but our inner emo kids are still going strong so this one is for you.
Elder Emo Pin
$3.25