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Full-time -ologist & nerd. Part-time artist.
Asheville, NC

Pillows

Grumpy Sloth Pillow
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Description: "I don't want to do things. I want to not do things." Sometimes (or all the times) you just want to be left alone, much like this adorably grumpy sloth.

Tags: illustrations, funny illustration, funny artwork, lazy sloth, sloth life

Grumpy Sloth Pillow

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Messed Up Adults Club Pillow
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Description: Aren't we all a little messed up and probably in need of some therapy?

Tags: mental health awareness, therapy, anxiety, funny artwork, illustrations

Messed Up Adults Club Pillow

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It wasn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle Pillow
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Description: It wasn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle. For all you forever emo kids.

Tags: couple, face, lifestyle, love, phase
Not a Hugger Pillow
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Description: Please don't hug me!

Tags: alienated, antisocial, cacti, cactus, girl

Not a Hugger Pillow

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Science Matters Pillow
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Description: Science is amazing and it matters.

Tags: astronomy, biology, botanical, chemistry, earth

Science Matters Pillow

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Internet Friends Forever Pillow
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Description: Best Friends Forever

Tags: storebuild, bff, friendship, internet, best friends forever

Internet Friends Forever Pillow

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Friendship Goals Pillow
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Description: Best Friends Forever

Tags: best friend, bff, girl, family, friendship

Friendship Goals Pillow

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Books are Magic Pillow
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Description: Books are Magic

Tags: books, bookworm, castle, dinosaur, dragon

Books are Magic Pillow

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Geriatric Millenial Pillow

Description: Geriatric millennials are those born between 1980 and 1985

Tags: 80s, disability, elder, funny, humor

Geriatric Millenial Pillow

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Follow the CDC Pillow
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Description: As for me & my house, we will follow the CDC

Tags: social distancing, bloom, blossom, cdc, floral

Follow the CDC Pillow

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Always Hungry Pillow
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Description: Hungry Dinosaur

Tags: cartoon, cute, dino, gourmet, hungry

Always Hungry Pillow

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90s Teen Dream Pillow
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Description: Just admit it, we all had a crush on Trent in the 90s

Tags: 90s, aesthetic, couple, dream, heart

90s Teen Dream Pillow

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Always Tired Pillow
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Description: Doesn't matter how much I sleep, I'm always tired

Tags: lazy, nap, retro, sleepy, sloth

Always Tired Pillow

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Don't Look at Me Pillow
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Description: Sometimes it's just a possum sort of day and you wish you could hiss at everyone to leave you alone.

Tags: animal, raccoon, dont look at me, introvert, unfriendly

Don't Look at Me Pillow

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Still Emo Pillow
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Description: To paraphrase The Starting Line: “We got older but we’re still young. We never grew out of this feeling…” If you were an emo kid back in the day but never quite grew out of it, show your continued emo-ness with pride. Sing and scream your heart out to all your fave emo throwbacks.

Tags: still emo, emo kid, pop punk, pop punks not dead, brain

Still Emo Pillow

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Revenge Bedtime Procrastinators Club Pillow
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Description: Have you heard of "revenge bedtime procrastination"? It's when people who don't have much control over their daytime lives avoid going to sleep early so they can reclaim some of their freedom at night, even if it means coming up short on sleep. If you are guilty of this, become an honorary member of the Revenge Bedtime Procrastinators Club with this vinyl sticker.

Tags: procrastination, up all night, bedtime, night, sleep
I'm Fine - This is Just How My Face Looks Pillow

Description: "I'm fine. This is just how my face looks" - Every person with RBF when someone asks if they're okay

Tags: grumpy, humor, illustrations, im fine, raccoon
The Future is F*cked Pillow
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Description: It's probably for the best that we can't actually predict the future because there's a strong chance you're not going to like the answer

Tags: crystal ball, obicular gazer, magic, witch, witchcraft

The Future is F*cked Pillow

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Elder Emo Pillow
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Description: Were bands like My Chemical Romance, Say Anything, and Dashboard Confessional the soundtrack to your youth? Did you scream along to all the lyrics at shows decked out in accessories from Hot Topic? You're probably an elder emo. We might have grown up, but our inner emo kids are still going strong so this one is for you.

Tags: aesthetic, millenial, nostalgia, pop punk, goth

Elder Emo Pillow

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