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Full-time -ologist & nerd. Part-time artist.
Asheville, NC

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Grumpy Sloth Socks
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Description: "I don't want to do things. I want to not do things." Sometimes (or all the times) you just want to be left alone, much like this adorably grumpy sloth.

Tags: illustrations, funny illustration, funny artwork, lazy sloth, sloth life
Messed Up Adults Club Socks
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Description: Aren't we all a little messed up and probably in need of some therapy?

Tags: mental health awareness, therapy, anxiety, funny artwork, illustrations
It wasn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle Socks
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Description: It wasn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle. For all you forever emo kids.

Tags: couple, face, lifestyle, love, phase
Not a Hugger Socks
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Description: Please don't hug me!

Tags: alienated, antisocial, cacti, cactus, girl
Science Matters Socks
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Description: Science is amazing and it matters.

Tags: astronomy, biology, botanical, chemistry, earth
Internet Friends Forever Socks
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Description: Best Friends Forever

Tags: storebuild, bff, friendship, internet, best friends forever
Don’t go through the door Socks
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Description: Don’t go through the door and beware the other mother

Tags: buttons, cartoon, door, girl, home
Friendship Goals Socks
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Description: Best Friends Forever

Tags: best friend, bff, girl, family, friendship
Ghost Tamagotchi Socks
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Description: You can't kill me... I'm already dead

Tags: 90s, candle, game, ghost, halloween
Books are Magic Socks
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Description: Books are Magic

Tags: books, bookworm, castle, dinosaur, dragon
Geriatric Millenial Socks

Description: Geriatric millennials are those born between 1980 and 1985

Tags: 80s, disability, elder, funny, humor
Follow the CDC Socks
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Description: As for me & my house, we will follow the CDC

Tags: social distancing, bloom, blossom, cdc, floral
Always Hungry Socks
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Description: Hungry Dinosaur

Tags: cartoon, cute, dino, gourmet, hungry
Away Message Socks
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Description: We're not twenty-one but the sooner we are

Tags: computer, laptop, message, text, typography
Allergy Season Socks
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Description: I love Spring!

Tags: allergic, bloom, blossom, floral, flowers
90s Teen Dream Socks
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Description: Just admit it, we all had a crush on Trent in the 90s

Tags: 90s, aesthetic, couple, dream, heart
Always Tired Socks
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Description: Doesn't matter how much I sleep, I'm always tired

Tags: lazy, nap, retro, sleepy, sloth
Don't Look at Me Socks
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Description: Sometimes it's just a possum sort of day and you wish you could hiss at everyone to leave you alone.

Tags: animal, raccoon, dont look at me, introvert, unfriendly
Still Emo Socks
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Description: To paraphrase The Starting Line: “We got older but we’re still young. We never grew out of this feeling…” If you were an emo kid back in the day but never quite grew out of it, show your continued emo-ness with pride. Sing and scream your heart out to all your fave emo throwbacks.

Tags: still emo, emo kid, pop punk, pop punks not dead, brain
Revenge Bedtime Procrastinators Club Socks
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Description: Have you heard of "revenge bedtime procrastination"? It's when people who don't have much control over their daytime lives avoid going to sleep early so they can reclaim some of their freedom at night, even if it means coming up short on sleep. If you are guilty of this, become an honorary member of the Revenge Bedtime Procrastinators Club with this vinyl sticker.

Tags: procrastination, up all night, bedtime, night, sleep
I'm Fine - This is Just How My Face Looks Socks

Description: "I'm fine. This is just how my face looks" - Every person with RBF when someone asks if they're okay

Tags: grumpy, humor, illustrations, im fine, raccoon
The Future is F*cked Socks
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Description: It's probably for the best that we can't actually predict the future because there's a strong chance you're not going to like the answer

Tags: crystal ball, obicular gazer, magic, witch, witchcraft
Elder Emo Socks
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Description: Were bands like My Chemical Romance, Say Anything, and Dashboard Confessional the soundtrack to your youth? Did you scream along to all the lyrics at shows decked out in accessories from Hot Topic? You're probably an elder emo. We might have grown up, but our inner emo kids are still going strong so this one is for you.

Tags: aesthetic, millenial, nostalgia, pop punk, goth

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