Animal at Work

Description: If you're Gen-X and from East Tennessee like me, then you probably feel the same. It's like we lost our favorite Aunt. Rest in Peace, Dolly. We will always love you.

Description: Is José Cuervo Spanish for Just Curvy? Or, did I get that wrong? I think it works either way.

Description: Is José Cuervo Spanish for Just Curvy? Or, did I get that wrong? I think it works either way.

Description: When you've had enough and don't feel like putting up with their crap anymore, give 'em your Foxtrot Uniform. Give 'em your F. U.

Description: Some may see this and think "Appalachian Trail" but, Gen-X'ers will see and think "Kung Fu Grip." I mean, who didn't want to be part of the G.I. Joe Action Team!

Description: Are you heading back to school? Don't forget your pencil, especially if you're hot for your teacher.

Description: One of the defining mantras of Generation X, Fuck Around and Find Out. This is how we learned the meaning of the word "Consequences."

Description: One of the defining mantras of Generation X, Fuck Around and Find Out. This is how we learned the meaning of the word "Consequences."

Description: For all my feral, latch-key disciples out there this is your badge of honor. Let them know you are not to be messed with by educating them on what FAFO means. Be sure to give them a thumbs up because that hurts their feelings.

Description: Here's your Thunderbolt. Of course, the asterisk means that is subject to change.

Description: There's a lot of meaning behind that asterisk. Have you seen Thunderbolts* yet? IYKYK

Description: Naughty co-eds doing naughty things instead of watching out for little boys swimming in the lake. That's how it all started. The lifeguards were the first to feel the wrath of mom. Baby-boy took it from there… the rest is history.

Description: When I say "Halloween" isn't this the first image that pops into your head? Is there anyone more synonymous with that day than this guy? I think not.

Description: For your cosplay or Eddie Murphy fan consideration. A faithful reproduction of the t-shirt Eddie wore in Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2. Enjoy!

Description: They tried. They missed.

Description: I live my life like there's no tomorrow. All I've got, I had to steal. At least I don't need to beg or borrow. Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills.

Description: So, they're obviously typing something. Are they answering me, or are they texting someone else? And now that little bubble is gone. Oh wait, it's back! Wow, they're typing a lot! I didn't think they'd have that much to say about it. And now the bubble is gone again. They weren't texting me.… *sigh*

Description: Are you a good ol' boy? If so, then this one (this 01) is for you. A little vintage throwback.

Description: I heard the Haddonfield Sheriff's Department offers hazard pay for any deputy willing to work on Halloween night. I wonder why?

Description: Those kids from detention at Shermer High have formed a new club. It's social… demented and sad, but social.

Description: I think it's self explanatory.

Description: Need to go fast? Take your ride over to Dom's place.

Description: When you're a Space Ranger and you're not on a mission and you just wanna chill, what do you wear?

Description: Alpha Kenny One. What is it? Say it to yourself over and over, you'll figure it out.

Description: Do you prey on the weak and vulnerable? Do you fear the night? Do you wonder if something is there in the darkness watching you, waiting to take you? Are you afraid of the shadows? You should be, for I am the shadows.

Description: Do you always think with your stomach? Have you ever been referred to as a walking carpet or a big furry oaf? Are you the co-pilot of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Fuzz Ball

Description: Are you a scruffy-looking nerf herder? Perhaps a bit of a rogue? Are you in it for the money? Are you the captain of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Scoundrel.

Description: Do you refer to it as Episode IV or Star Wars? Did you stand in line for hours outside the theater in the summer heat waiting to see it during its original release even though you had already seen it over a dozen times? Do you now carry an AARP card? Well then, you're an OG. Show it!

Description: Do you sometimes gaze at the dual sunset and long for adventure? Do your droids wander off into the desert? Does your uncle make you finish your chores before you can waste time with your friends? Well then, you could be a Farm Boy.

Description: Do people refer to you as "Your Royal Worshipfullness?" Do people consider you a committee all by yourself? When you're in a hurry is there usually a walking carpet in your way? Well then, you might be a Princess.

Description: It's 5:30 am, late July in Texas. Gotta get out on the field, the kids will be here soon. Better take an extra shirt. It's gonna be a hot one. Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose

Description: Who do you root for? The Panthers or the Lions? I usually root for the underdog but, Coach Taylor is always the underdog isn't he? Go Lions!

Description: It don't matter how quick or fast your electric vehicle is, there's nothing better than the sound and feel of an American V8. There is no substitute for "cubes"

Description: Summer lovin'… had me a blast! I met a girl crazy for me. She was too good for me, really. I mean, what would a sweet girl like that want with greaser like me. I had to prove to her that I was good enough for her so, I lettered in Track. That's right, this greaser turned jock. Oh, those summer nights!

Description: Things were tough in the '80s. Good role models were hard to come by. If you were lucky, you had a very wise, very zen Japanese mentor. If not, you might have wound up with an unbalanced, PTSD guided Vietnam Vet. Then again, maybe you just wanted to wear your badass red leather jacket and cruise around in your Trans-Am looking for a fight. Either way, it's still a cool motto.

Description: Anytime you can jump in a hot rod, grab a gear, cruise down the road and enjoy some good tunes and a warm, breezy day, you know you're gonna have a Good Year.