Animal at Work

Description: Is José Cuervo Spanish for Just Curvy? Or, did I get that wrong? I think it works either way.

Description: Some may see this and think "Appalachian Trail" but, Gen-X'ers will see and think "Kung Fu Grip." I mean, who didn't want to be part of the G.I. Joe Action Team!

Description: The Salt Life on the Gulf Coast along 30-A. IYKYK.

Description: One of the defining mantras of Generation X, Fuck Around and Find Out. This is how we learned the meaning of the word "Consequences."

Description: So, they're obviously typing something. Are they answering me, or are they texting someone else? And now that little bubble is gone. Oh wait, it's back! Wow, they're typing a lot! I didn't think they'd have that much to say about it. And now the bubble is gone again. They weren't texting me.… *sigh*

Description: I heard the Haddonfield Sheriff's Department offers hazard pay for any deputy willing to work on Halloween night. I wonder why?

Description: I think it's self explanatory.

Description: Need to go fast? Take your ride over to Dom's place.

Description: Alpha Kenny One. What is it? Say it to yourself over and over, you'll figure it out.

Description: Do you prey on the weak and vulnerable? Do you fear the night? Do you wonder if something is there in the darkness watching you, waiting to take you? Are you afraid of the shadows? You should be, for I am the shadows.

Description: Do you always think with your stomach? Have you ever been referred to as a walking carpet or a big furry oaf? Are you the co-pilot of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy? Well then, you could be a Fuzz Ball

Description: Do you refer to it as Episode IV or Star Wars? Did you stand in line for hours outside the theater in the summer heat waiting to see it during its original release even though you had already seen it over a dozen times? Do you now carry an AARP card? Well then, you're an OG. Show it!

Description: Do you sometimes gaze at the dual sunset and long for adventure? Do your droids wander off into the desert? Does your uncle make you finish your chores before you can waste time with your friends? Well then, you could be a Farm Boy.

Description: It don't matter how quick or fast your electric vehicle is, there's nothing better than the sound and feel of an American V8. There is no substitute for "cubes"

Description: Were they or weren't they? I distinctly remember Rachel telling Ross that "we need a break… from each other." Sounds to me like they were on a break.

Description: Are you a Gen-X'er? Did you have a standing 8:00 appointment every Thursday night throughout the '90s? Do you enjoy a good "Friendsgiving?" Me too, and you know what? When the rain starts to fall… I'll be there for you.

Description: Have you found the girl of your dreams? Would you drink a glass full of chicken fat for her even if she rolled over your juice box? Well then you might be her Lobster.

Description: Do you love a nerd with a heart of gold? Did you realize that only after he started dating someone else? Would you give up your dream job across the pond and get off that plane to let him know? Well then you might be his lobster.

Description: There is No Fate but what we make for ourselves. Even on Judgement Day, your Fate need not be Dark.

Description: One time I worked for this massive corporation that considered me as an expendable asset. They sent me into deep space in suspended animation aboard this enormous commercial towing vehicle. When I awoke, I had to fight for my life against this alien lifeform that bled acid… and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. At least you can skip the perilous trip into space.

Description: Do you ever have one of those days when it feels like there's three MiGs on your six and you're in a flat spin and headed out to sea? And, you're just waiting for that little voice inside your head to tell you what to do? Don't worry, I got you… and I never leave my wingman.

Description: Did you know that Daniel Larusso opened an auto detailing shop in the summer of '84? Well, now you do! I mean, what else was he gonna do with all those waxing "skills" he learned? He must have had good success with it. I saw him driving a Vette the other day, then again so was Johnny Lawrence.

Description: Are you a Bad Mother… SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Do you like your cars fast, your whiskey neat, and your Rock classic? How bad are you? Are you Bad as F#ck? Then let 'em know! This t-shirt has a vintage look and feel with a "pre-aged" print. Get your Bad AF t-shirt now. Let 'em know who they're dealing with.

Description: If you do, then you know. Now, you can let everybody else know. And, the next time you get pulled over you can let the cop know… at your own risk, of course. Just remember, when the zombie apocalypse comes and technology ends those of us that can drive a stick and read cursive will rule the world. So, get your shirt before then… and practice your handwriting.

Description: What do you drive? Are you living that "3-Pedal Life?" If somebody tells you to stick it, do you immediately think about breaking the speed laws? Grab a 6-Speed OMG t-shirt and let your friends know that if they ask you for a ride it's gonna be a white knuckle experience.