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ArsenicAndAttitude

My disdain for the human race and hatred of interaction with it, is reaching comic book supervillain proportions.
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Stay Far T-Shirt
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Description: State Farm parody shirt. Like a good neighbor, stay over there.

Tags: good neighbor, keep away, keep away from me, neighbor, parodies

Stay Far T-Shirt

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Paranoid T-Shirt
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Description: Paranoid Polaroid

Tags: big brother is watching you, paranoia, parody design, parodylogo, photography

Paranoid T-Shirt

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Went Outside Today. Do Not Recommend. T-Shirt
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Description: It's too peopley out there.

Tags: antisocial, cold, crowd, crowded, introvert

Went Outside Today. Do Not Recommend. T-Shirt

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Make America Grate Again T-Shirt
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Description: Ban shredded cheese!

Tags: america, american, cheese, cheesy, cheesy pun

Make America Grate Again T-Shirt

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How Do I Block You IRL? T-Shirt
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Description: I've tried so many ways.

Tags: block number, blocks, cell phone, facebook, follow

How Do I Block You IRL? T-Shirt

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When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap T-Shirt
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Description: I get knocked down, but don't get up again.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, depression, down, funny

When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap T-Shirt

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I Can't Miss You If You Don't Leave. T-Shirt
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Description: Are you still here?

Tags: go away funny, humor, leave, sarcasm, sarcastic

I Can't Miss You If You Don't Leave. T-Shirt

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Do I Look Like A People Person? T-Shirt
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Description: Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, crowded, crowds, funny

Do I Look Like A People Person? T-Shirt

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Attempted Murder T-Shirt
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Description: A group of crows is called a murder.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, crow, crows

Attempted Murder T-Shirt

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Live Laugh Leave T-Shirt
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Description: No motto of life needed, thank you.

Tags: cliche, funny, humor, inspiration, inspirational

Live Laugh Leave T-Shirt

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You Do You. ...Just Do It Elsewhere. T-Shirt
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Description: Just go over there. Waaaayyy over there.

Tags: go away, go away funny, hate people, humor, introvert

You Do You. ...Just Do It Elsewhere. T-Shirt

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Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You. T-Shirt
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Description: ....and how does that make you feel?

Tags: crazy, diagnose, diagnosing, humor, im diagnosing you

Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You. T-Shirt

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An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough T-Shirt
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Description: Right tool for the right job

Tags: an apple a day, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, anti social, antisocial, apple

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough T-Shirt

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Ew! People T-Shirt
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Description: Go away!

Tags: alone, anti social, antisocial, funny, humor

Ew! People T-Shirt

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Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking T-Shirt
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Description: Get a clue. Move along. Goodbye.

Tags: and yet despite the look on my face, anti social, antisocial, blah blah blah, despite

Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking T-Shirt

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You Can't Always Control Who Comes Into Your Life T-Shirt
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Description: ...but you can control which window you throw them out of.

Tags: choices, courage, funny, humor, inspirational

You Can't Always Control Who Comes Into Your Life T-Shirt

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My Dog Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much T-Shirt
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Description: Like Charlie Brown used to say, Happiness is a warm puppy!

Tags: animal, best dogs, dog, dogs, funny dogs

My Dog Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much T-Shirt

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If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. T-Shirt
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Description: Did you know the word 'gullible' is not even in the dictionary? Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait.

Tags: gullible test, humor, listen, sarcasm, test

If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. T-Shirt

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I'm The Kind Of Person Who Goes To A Party And Makes Friends With The Dog T-Shirt
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Description: Not the crowd type.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, humor, introverted, introverts

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Goes To A Party And Makes Friends With The Dog T-Shirt

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Can You... Not? T-Shirt
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Description: No. Just stop. In fact, just go away.

Tags: can you not, dark, go away, humor, just stop it

Can You... Not? T-Shirt

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A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" T-Shirt
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Description: Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, crowd, funny

A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" T-Shirt

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Spoiler Alert - I Don't Care! T-Shirt
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Description: Nobody cares.

Tags: care, dont, dont care, humor, nobody cares

Spoiler Alert - I Don't Care! T-Shirt

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Stop! Let Me Overthink This. T-Shirt
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Description: But what if...?

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depression, hang on, hang on let me overthink this

Stop! Let Me Overthink This. T-Shirt

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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys T-Shirt
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Description: I'm out!

Tags: circus, clown, monkey, not my problem anymore, retire

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys T-Shirt

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I Can't Talk To You Today - I Talked To Two People Yesterday T-Shirt
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Description: Maybe tomorrow.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, introverted

I Can't Talk To You Today - I Talked To Two People Yesterday T-Shirt

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NSFW T-Shirt
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Description: Not safe for work.

Tags: black, content, humor, joke, meme

NSFW T-Shirt

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Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. T-Shirt
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Description: Hey, let's celebrate!

Tags: chair, chairs, dark, funny, high5

Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. T-Shirt

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BREAKING NEWS - No One Cares T-Shirt
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Description: Alert! Alert! Alert!

Tags: alert, breaking news, dont care, i dont care, news

BREAKING NEWS - No One Cares T-Shirt

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I'm Here - What More Do You Want? T-Shirt
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Description: Isn't that enough?

Tags: here, enough, im here and i stay, heres johnny, humor

I'm Here - What More Do You Want? T-Shirt

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It's A Great Day To Leave Me Alone T-Shirt
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Description: Go away.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, go away, anti social, sarcasm

It's A Great Day To Leave Me Alone T-Shirt

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Pot Head T-Shirt
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Description: Coffee on the brain... always.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee

Pot Head T-Shirt

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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here T-Shirt
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Description: Just as confused as you are.

Tags: who cares, i dont care, funny, dont care, what

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here T-Shirt

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You Smell Like Drama And Headache T-Shirt
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Description: Save the drama for your mama!

Tags: antisocial, go away, headache, introvert, leave me alone

You Smell Like Drama And Headache T-Shirt

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If Karma Doesn't Smack You, I Will! T-Shirt
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Description: What goes around, comes around.

Tags: destiny, force of nature, forces, humor, humour

If Karma Doesn't Smack You, I Will! T-Shirt

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Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To T-Shirt
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Description: Sorry, not sorry.

Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, humor, late, probably late for something

Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To T-Shirt

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Nelson Mandala T-Shirt
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Description: Nelson Mandela as a mandala

Tags: abstract, mandala and spirituality, mandala art, mandala pattern, mandalas

Nelson Mandala T-Shirt

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