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My disdain for the human race and hatred of interaction with it, is reaching comic book supervillain proportions.

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Stay Far Socks
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Description: State Farm parody shirt. Like a good neighbor, stay over there.

Tags: good neighbor, keep away, keep away from me, neighbor, parodies

Stay Far Socks

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Paranoid Socks
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Description: Paranoid Polaroid

Tags: big brother is watching you, paranoia, parody design, parodylogo, photography

Paranoid Socks

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Make America Grate Again Socks
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Description: Ban shredded cheese!

Tags: america, american, cheese, cheesy, cheesy pun

Make America Grate Again Socks

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How Do I Block You IRL? Socks
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Description: I've tried so many ways.

Tags: block number, blocks, cell phone, facebook, follow

How Do I Block You IRL? Socks

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When Life Knocks Me Down, I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap Socks
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Description: I get knocked down, but don't get up again.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, depression, down, funny
I Can't Miss You If You Don't Leave. Socks
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Description: Are you still here?

Tags: go away funny, humor, leave, sarcasm, sarcastic
Do I Look Like A People Person? Socks

Description: Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, crowded, crowds, funny
Live Laugh Leave Socks
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Description: No motto of life needed, thank you.

Tags: cliche, funny, humor, inspiration, inspirational

Live Laugh Leave Socks

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You Do You. ...Just Do It Elsewhere. Socks
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Description: Just go over there. Waaaayyy over there.

Tags: go away, go away funny, hate people, humor, introvert
Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You. Socks

Description: ....and how does that make you feel?

Tags: crazy, diagnose, diagnosing, humor, im diagnosing you
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough Socks
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Description: Right tool for the right job

Tags: an apple a day, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, anti social, antisocial, apple
Ew! People Socks

Description: Go away!

Tags: alone, anti social, antisocial, funny, humor

Ew! People Socks

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Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking Socks

Description: Get a clue. Move along. Goodbye.

Tags: and yet despite the look on my face, anti social, antisocial, blah blah blah, despite
You Can't Always Control Who Comes Into Your Life Socks
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Description: ...but you can control which window you throw them out of.

Tags: choices, courage, funny, humor, inspirational
My Dog Makes Me Happy. You, Not So Much Socks
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Description: Like Charlie Brown used to say, Happiness is a warm puppy!

Tags: animal, best dogs, dog, dogs, funny dogs
If You Say Gullible Really Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges. Socks
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Description: Did you know the word 'gullible' is not even in the dictionary? Go ahead, look it up. I'll wait.

Tags: gullible test, humor, listen, sarcasm, test
I'm The Kind Of Person Who Goes To A Party And Makes Friends With The Dog Socks
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Description: Not the crowd type.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, humor, introverted, introverts
Can You... Not? Socks
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Description: No. Just stop. In fact, just go away.

Tags: can you not, dark, go away, humor, just stop it

Can You... Not? Socks

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A Large Group Of People Is Called A "No Thanks" Socks
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Description: Social distancing is good anytime.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, crowd, funny
Spoiler Alert - I Don't Care! Socks
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Description: Nobody cares.

Tags: care, dont, dont care, humor, nobody cares

Spoiler Alert - I Don't Care! Socks

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Stop! Let Me Overthink This. Socks
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Description: But what if...?

Tags: anxiety, anxious, depression, hang on, hang on let me overthink this

Stop! Let Me Overthink This. Socks

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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Socks
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Description: I'm out!

Tags: circus, clown, monkey, not my problem anymore, retire

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Socks

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I Can't Talk To You Today - I Talked To Two People Yesterday Socks
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Description: Maybe tomorrow.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, introverted
NSFW Socks
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Description: Not safe for work.

Tags: black, content, humor, joke, meme

NSFW Socks

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Some People Just Need A High Five... To The Face... With A Chair. Socks
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Description: Hey, let's celebrate!

Tags: chair, chairs, dark, funny, high5
BREAKING NEWS - No One Cares Socks
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Description: Alert! Alert! Alert!

Tags: alert, breaking news, dont care, i dont care, news

BREAKING NEWS - No One Cares Socks

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I'm Here - What More Do You Want? Socks
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Description: Isn't that enough?

Tags: here, enough, im here and i stay, heres johnny, humor
It's A Great Day To Leave Me Alone Socks
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Description: Go away.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, go away, anti social, sarcasm
Pot Head Socks

Description: Coffee on the brain... always.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee

Pot Head Socks

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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here Socks

Description: Just as confused as you are.

Tags: who cares, i dont care, funny, dont care, what
If Karma Doesn't Smack You, I Will! Socks
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Description: What goes around, comes around.

Tags: destiny, force of nature, forces, humor, humour
Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To Socks
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Description: Sorry, not sorry.

Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, humor, late, probably late for something
I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People. Socks

Description: Just keep moving.

Tags: humor, coffee, peopley, introvert, morning person
You Talk So Much Your Initials Should Be TMI Socks
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Description: Like RUN DMC said - "Your mouth is big, size extra large, and when you open it, it's like my garage!"

Tags: babble, big mouth, blah blah blah, ramble, rambler
Not Really A Hugger Socks
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Description: Don't get too close.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cactus, humor, introvert

Not Really A Hugger Socks

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I Saw That. - Karma Socks
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Description: What goes around, comes around.

Tags: live life, energy happiness wealth, what goes around comes around, meditation, good vibes

I Saw That. - Karma Socks

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